Martatious

When one acts like or has the actions of Marty Patton.

That was a martatious way to run that wire.

by The mcdougalar February 11, 2019

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mortar

When having sex with a girl, pull out just before cuming, step back a few meters and aim upwards then shoot your load in a high-arcing trajectory, extra points if your shell hits the face.

Man, my girl dumped me cause i used my mortar on her.

by Yagdraa March 23, 2019

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Mertard

A ridiculous attempt at swimming resulting in near drowning.

"You look like a Mertard swimming like that"
"gliding through water as gracefully as a full blown Mertard"

by CB4PEE-OH! July 1, 2019

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When you superglue a sleeping persons hand to your Penis and then slap them in the face to wake them up. their struggle to remove their hand ends up in ejaculation, just before which you shout 'finish him'

Guy 1 - Dude, I gave my step sis the Mortal kombat. She was not impressed. . . .

Guy 2 - what did she say?

Guy 1 'how did you get in here'

Guy 2 - where was she?

Guy 1 - coming round from her gender reassignment . . . .

by MRFEZ August 7, 2019

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mortadelo

Make a Mortadelo it's a joke that consist to place your eggs in the eyes of another person and placing the penis in the nose. It's named Mortadelo in honor to the face of a Spanish cartoon (his face reminds a penis). Normally, people do Mortadelo when the victim is sleeping.

Is sleeping , lets make it a Mortadelo.

by Pratdelariba January 12, 2020

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