furt

Indefinite insult, often used in horrible rap battles on YouTube and Ebaum's to describe someone who is cartoonish, or has cartoon-like qualities. It is unknown whether or not it will offend the person it is said to. Spelling is debatable.

You have a bull on your shirt... you look like a furt... from a cartoon. A coon, and it ruins like prunes... you live with racoons! Animal boom? You live in Kalamazoo.. you foo!

by Arnold Fitzgerald October 01, 2007

furt

Combination of fine and hurt. Meaning: that's fine, but it hurts; a feeling of ambivalence.

You got a promotion instead of me? That kind of furts.

by Mr. King February 24, 2004

furt

When an animal sheds in large quantities, or leaves behind a lot of fur on someone's lap. These balls of fur, aka "furt" may seem to be expelled from the animal like a fart.

"Every time I turn around, that cat has furted on my carpet!"

"Did you see all the furt that Fluffy left behind after her nap?"

by chasingariel October 25, 2009

furt

adverb

A furt can be defined simply as a fart that hurts. This is usually the result of chapped asshole, extraordinary flatulence, or other common ass problems.

Mike- I ate so much cabbage and beans last night that I had terrible furts.
Meghan- Did you try chapstick on the asshole?
Mike- No because I only have mentholated chapstick, and if I put it on my asshole I won't be able to eat it.
Meghan- I think I ate your chapstick.

by Marc Sauve December 21, 2005

furt

When one is to drop a gargantuan turd but blast a fart halfway through causing a rapid unscheduled disassembly.

Dude i'm sorry i just took a fat furt in your toilet

by victorcharlieinthefield January 17, 2021

furt

an unexpectedly painful fart. Fart + hurt = furt.

"Yeeouch!" exclaimed Kevin, having just been surprised - and nearly ruining his shorts - by a larger -than-expected furt.

by qtjoni March 17, 2015

FURT

Noun: A board game by Wiggity Bang Games that is totally random.

Did you play FURT? I did.

by Marvin D. Martin October 09, 2012