Murder, She Wrote

The best show ever starring the coolest lady in the world, Angela Lansbury.

Kid 1: Did you catch "Murder, She Wrote" last night? I missed it.
Kid 2: Yea it was the shit! Jessica found another murderer and saved Cabot Cove just in time.
Kid 1: She might as well be Jesus.

by K.C.B October 2, 2006

Muller

To make a joke that fails and everyone laughs at you and not with you.
Can also be judged by a thumbs up or thumbs down.

Joker: And then he fell over!
> silence <
All: Muller!

by Mog75 December 28, 2005

melder

A machine namely made out of metal with the ability to combine two things into one.

I became one with the sun by using the melder.

by Donnythepab May 25, 2003

i will murder your whole family and eat their corpses then puke it and make you eat it you retard

If someone says this to you its clear that they very much disagree with what you say even if its a fact

Triangle: you're pointless
Circle: i will murder your whole family and eat their corpses then puke it and make you eat it you retard

by Urbdicdayismay23 September 11, 2023

felony murder

an unnessecary term meaning murder over used in the book "Monster"

Prosecutor: You are being convicted of felony murder

by wizzywinks April 25, 2010

Murder Out

Blacking out every surface, including rust.

I had to murder out that rust so the bishes still be hopping on my pole.

by TECdefinitions May 6, 2009

Murder on beaver creek

a way of expressing the female menstrual cycle

Tom: "Sally why are you being such a wanker? Moody bitch..."
Sally: "Fuck off Tom, Im committing murder on beaver creek."

by KritK July 26, 2006