Minecraft

A game only real humans play

Real Person: Let's play minecraft!
Dumb Fuck: No, I'd rather play fortnite!

by Jhonnykleb July 19, 2020

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the game where kids get to rot their minds, build bloody nonsense, and fight with punky lil swords.

dang, my online classes aint workin', lemme play minecraft

by bxch September 2, 2020

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A way to get loads of anxiety just while managing to press a few keys on your keyboard. Leave the shift and you die.
Also, if you die after finding the first diamond, you get 69 diamonds. However you should not mine that diamond.

I respawned in Minecraft Hardcore.

by Shadow1729 September 6, 2020

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people who are 10% virgins that they need to go and get a life

honey I'm going to watch Minecraft porn

no honey do you know that makes yo a virgin

by thegayestnays.com November 14, 2020

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Minecraftsexual

Someone who is attracted sexually to the blocky look of a Minecraft skin, especially steve or alex, and possibly wears a "block suit" similar to that of a fur suit but instead of an anthropomorphic fursona being used as the exterior, it is their minecraft skin or blocksona

Jim: what's your sexuality
Alan: I am Minecraftsexual

by The Minecraft Man February 5, 2021

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