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match in the patch

When you challenge an acquaintance to a wrestling match to resolve a dispute. Equivalent to a modern day dual.
A dispute at the office ended in a match in the patch after work in the parking lot.
by Meatdick April 21, 2018
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Match-laugh

Exhibiting the same level of enthusiasm and volume when engaged in a perceived moment of humor by one member of a conversation
He showed me a picture of Yoda with a grammar book in his lap and burst into obnoxious laughter, I couldn't muster the energy to match-laugh.
by sonicstagecoach January 19, 2018
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match grass

in laymen's terms, its the kind of grass you see on a golden hillside in the middle of summer during the hottest days of the year. This is grass that is devoid of all moisture and is so dry that practically anything will set it, the field, the hill and the whole damn mountain on fire, all in a matter of seconds to minutes.

Grass so sensitive to temperature that unlike a snowflake, if you sneeze or curse at it, will burn every-fucking-thing down to the ground.
The fire was started when Billy was out splitting wood, in the middle of a field of match grass
by Nalothisal June 7, 2019
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Machaela

Midget girl that likes to obsess about her ex’s, losses most friends from being a snake.Pretty girl but likes to hurt peoples feeling it makes her petty mind feel more important.
Person1:OMG have u seen machaela today.
Person2:Ye she’s getting with with her ex’s best friend
by Han Jones April 15, 2019
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Machaia

The nicest girl/boy you will ever meet. Treat her/him right and don’t misuse them
Machaia is so nice
by Mari h September 27, 2019
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Machaelan

He is someone who everyone wants to be friends with, someone who is soft at heart but acts cold because of times where he was hurt.

He is a understanding person and won't judge you but instead help you.

He's amazing at arts and is very athletic.

He is handsome but will always deny it.He can always put a smile on someone's face when they're down.

And he is loved by his close friends.

If you ever get a chance to be his girlfriend cherish the moments you have with him.
Person:Hey, have you seen Machaelan today.

Other:Yeah he was drawing by the benches.

Person:He looks so handsome right

Other: Yeah he does
by Juancook November 12, 2019
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Machai

1. If white, annoying, if black, they're awesome
2. True cocksman, 7+ inch dicks, these niggas fuck all bitches and don't brag because they understand that the more secretive they are, the more the hoes wanna fuck. They're funny af and usually got big shit under wraps that they don't tell anyone about because they know when it's time to shine, they will. These niggas be fine af too, especially between 17-27
Random nigga: Yo did you hear? Rachel said she got to fuck Machai !
Random nigga 2: I wish i was a girl so i could fuck Machai too !
Machai: You niggas tripping !
by grenelllaman January 19, 2020
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