loving memory

Reminiscence about a departed human, but in either of two completely-opposite forms --- i.e., either you have memories of how much you loved said deceased person, or you LOVE da fact dat he is now merely a MEMORY.

Anytime I see an "in loving memory" obitchuary --- I mean, I mean --- oBIT-U-ARy about a totally-despicable person whom both I and lots of other folks absolutely hated da guts of, I can't help wondering how anyone ever kept a straight face when they posted said laudatory newspaper notice!

by QuacksO January 19, 2025

pornagraphic memory

the ability to remember where pictures, screenshots & memes are in your phone based around the time that you received a nude from someone

AP: you're literally never going to find that meme, its been years
Louie: Bet, i have a pornagraphic memory and i know Emily sent me a nude right around the time I saved that meme

by Snaplatts January 19, 2021

Memory

A thought or event from your past that replays in your mind throughout your day to day life

The memory of us kissing when we first met makes me so happy

by AquariusWoman November 4, 2021

Short-Term memory zone

When someone is so insignificant, you erase all memory of them immediately.

Friend: "Who was that guy you were talking to?'
Me: "Who?"
Friend: "Oof, that guy got short-term memory zoned!"

by Hyacinthus July 11, 2022

mole's memory

The uncanny knack a promiscuous woman has to find her belongings- and the person's she's slept with.

I woke up and I swear I fucked her last night but there was no trace of her or my credit card- she definitely had mole's memory.

by Kavorks April 3, 2021

Edmond Memorial high school

The one school in Edmond known for having the most dickriders.

All them folks at Edmond memorial high school will dickride on anything.

by Edmond_north August 16, 2023

Goon Term Memory Loss

The temporary OR permanent loss of memory regarding the specific content or context of a masturbation session, typically due to overstimulation or a clouded mind while engaging. Commonly experienced by individuals who engage in frequent or mentally detached jerking off. Often includes forgetting what was watched, who the subject was, or why it was appealing. Memory loss, in this case, is not always immediate. It can be in the span of 10 minutes to 2 hours after the initial splooge.

"GTML, or Goon Term Memory Loss, is, in short, the act of jerking off and forgetting to what or why you did it in the first place. A complete blank spot in your memory that can be either remembered in time, or completely and permanently forgotten."

by splooger6000 June 16, 2025