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Karma

Karma got you at home while you were away.
by bushlight December 11, 2017
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Double-Chin Karma

This is what happens when a man with some facial scruff lets himself go by eating too much pizza and drinking too much beer after he gets too comfortable with his pretty girlfriend. Eventually he will think he can upgrade from his current lady and leave her, or she will dump his ass and he will still be left with a double chin that even the scruff can't disguise anymore. He will be a victim of "double-chin karma."
"Damn, Evan's gotten fat since he dumped his pretty girlfriend. He took her for granted and now he's got double-chin karma coming his way."
by ablizzy87 December 30, 2011
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Karma

A kangaroo with a llama’s head, who does karate and is also a mother.
Once a karma kicked my hips.
by Noobdeer March 15, 2020
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Karma

The God of “what other people think.”
-Michael A.Young 2025
You believe in Karma: the God of what other people think! People will form their own opinions of you anyway…
by Izzums August 7, 2025
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Karma

Karma is a girl who cannot make her damn mind. She loves to play mind games with people. She looks kind but she is so cunning. She gets bored very easily.
Why is Karma not replying to me? Is she bored with me already?
by Conanismyhusband November 22, 2021
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Karma

The internet point system on Reddit that ranks your reputation. People who try every way to get karma so badly that it's basically an addiction are called karmawhores.
Currently, the Redditor with the most karma is u/Gallowboob, sitting at about 32,000,000 karma
by PokemonGod October 17, 2019
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karma cooter

Karma Cooter: a female vag, that has a unwanted infection of any sort... after many nights of having one night stands.
Stacy is so gross, she has that karma cooter after cheating on Jeff.
by renaud22 January 30, 2017
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