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january 15th 

every girl born on this day is gorgeous as hell literally a walking goddess on this earth very smart and kind but she can be the biggest bitch you ever met if you treat her wrong. So make sure to not mess with her and you’re fine. If she manages to catch feelings for you damn you’re lucky because she won’t let you go for anyone else.
person 1: “when is it your birthday?”

person 2: “january 15th”
person 1: “that explains why you’re so amazing”
january 15th by Patricia Moon January 2, 2020

January 15th 

Which is today.
Person: Today is January 15th
Other Person: No Shit!
January 15th by Ceejus2005 January 15, 2020

January 12 

Everyone born on this day is automatically the coolest person to live.

You are really lucky if you have a friend or boyfriend/girlfriend born on this day!
Human1: You see that boy/girl?
Human2: Yeah, why?
Human1: He/she is so hot! He/she must be born on January 12th
January 12 by SkyTheDictionary April 20, 2020

January 1st 

The baddest bitches were born on this day
Hey when is your birthday

January 1st

Damn your a lucky mother fucker

January 14th 

Alan Rickmans death day
It’s January 14th raise your wand for Alan rickman

January 20

If your born on this day then you got a huge dick and can pull any girl with just a look. You are also going to have many girlfriends and are an extreme athlete.
Yo it’s my birthday, January 20

Friend: woah cool you just have a huge dick and a hot girl
January 20 by Dictionary 1400/800 November 20, 2020