idiot stick

A toy, made of a wooden tube with a dowel rod attached to a bullet-shaped cone. The dowel has a notch near the free end so that when it is inserted into the wooden tube, the notch is supposed to hook over a rubber band passed through the tube near the far end from the opening. It is called an "Idiot stick" because the dowel is not long enough to hook the rubber band so that when it is pulled out it will snap back into the tube when released. The operator must squeeze the bullet end and thereby propel the dowel back with the illusion it is being done by the rubber band. The "victim" will try for a long time to hook the rubber band, therefore looking like an idiot--especially when it is finally explained to him!

Search for "idiot stick" and you will find pictures of them for sale under Americana or folk crafts.

by Doc Conner January 3, 2009

december 28th National idiots day

On National idiots day, You can be as stupid as you want.

Look at John. He's being a huge idiot. I guess it December 28th National idiots day

by TheBigAmerica April 20, 2019

idiot shivers

A full body shiver that occurs immediately after doing something really stupid that should result in serious injury or death, but without any negative consequences. Often occurs while driving.

After running the red light and nearly getting t-boned by a semi, I immediately started having idiot shivers.

by Foole May 21, 2006

Idiot College

The University (sic) of Georgia

Idiot: "I wanna apply fo a job"
Potential Employer: "Which college did you attend?"
Idiot: "UGA, go dawgs arf arf arf arf"
...
Potential Employer: "We don't accept people from an idiot college"

by ramblin wreck February 8, 2009

fucking idiot

A fucking idiot defines the worst kind of person; a person you wouldn't mind running over with a 400 tonne tank while their kids watch the blood and guts fly everywhere in a beautiful explosion. A fucking idiot, resembles someone with Trisomy 21, but with lessend side affects. I mean, they could be retarted, but they're not. There's a reason they call it "fucking idiot" rather than just "idiot". This is because this particular person with an IQ that makes their age probably has that extra twinkle of idiocy. Every word they speak has a tinge of "kick me down the fucking stairs." These fucking idiots make you want to pull your hair out because you rather bleed, and suffer in excruiating pain, if only to experience the sweet release of death, because it is the only way to get away from "fucking idiots". Now don't get the phrase fucking idiot confused. If fucking is used as a verb, this may mean something very different. You may be thinking of someone called an "idiot fucker".

"Hey" said Paul to Stacey, "look at that Jake Paul-er dabbing over there. He's being a fucking idiot!"

by Ah D poo October 9, 2017

idiot stick

The most menial labor available, involving a stick with bristles at one end, and an idiot at the other. See broom.

"He pushed an idiotstick all day for minimum wage."

by endo August 24, 2004

idiot

a slow-witted said creature of the said species ‘homosapien’ (human), of which in terms of intelligence, is utterly useless.
will drag the project down when working with an idiocy possessing human whilst in the room of schooling.

✨i d i o t ✨
I have legally created a petition for ‘idiot’ to be registered as an official, distinct homosapien species under the family of hominidae.

i now am currently requesting for you, the petitionee, to calmy acquire of a functional ‘ballpen’ to then simply partake in the signage of this petition.

S I G N A G E C L I C K

by ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ i drink milk ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ January 11, 2021