Rub One For The Homies

When you jiz on the ground in tribute of all your buddies who are not getting laid.

Bro "Hey man, why were you in your room so long?"
Bro 2 "Cause man, I wanted to rub one for the homies bro. Do you have a mop I can borrow?"
Bro " No I don't have a mop."

by TheSloppyBrown January 31, 2014

homiesexual

a sexuality to add to the 5,000,000 sexualities out there. people who are “homiesexual” are sexually attracted to their homies (most typically the boys), and can, and will, perform sexual acts with them and quite possibly also maintain a relationship with them. this is NOT gay AT ALL, it’s homiesexual

“yeah dude i fucked seth all night long.” i said to jason. “yo dog isn’t that gay as fuck?” he replied. jack chimed in with me and told them “nah dog, it ISNT gay. it’s homiesexual. just two homies in love.”

by eatmyasshoe March 5, 2018

homie dog

A dog who is loyal to you and will help you with everything you want and risk his/her life for you. You want to eat? Your homie dog will get you food. You want to train your homie dog? He will be trained in a day. You want to kill your enemy? Your homie dog will pin your enemy down and bite your enemy hard.

Josh: Jaray, why did your dog bite that guy who punched you?

Jaray: Cuz. He's my homie dog.

by lilzor June 20, 2016

Vanilla Homie

Vanilla homie; noun;

Slang term for a person of caucasian descent who attempts to fit into the 'Gansta' crowd.

"Yo, man...what's that wiggah doin' puffin' 'round 'ere, man?"
"Yo, shiznit, respect! Wiggah is racist! This 'ere is muh main man, Vanilla Homie"
*At this point in the conversation, the Vanilla Homie is doing some sort of rapper hand motion and pouting*

by Fudgiebutt November 11, 2005

e-homie

The word e-homie means an online black/mexican or wannabe black/mexican friend that u talk to about any type of shit.

-Ay foo, i fucked my grandma last night. I only said that to u cuz u my e-homie!
-Foe life!

by Fiyah February 5, 2007

homie party

A homie party exists when there are 2 or more friends, normally close friends but not always, having a really great time.

Homie parties can go down anytime, anywhere, and have been known to get a little amazing.

Although nothing but the individuals are necessary for a homie party, they regularly include good food, coffee or tea, and/or Nunz or Ellen.

***homie = friend. gangsterness not included.

"Hey, lets get together with the homies at Nades and Vaughn's. Homie party for sure."

"When I get back, there will definitely be a homie party."

by Ben from Spain December 13, 2008

homieness

to show the greatness of the kind of homie you are to another person.

Look at my friends homieness, he's so cool!

by Dino-MITE Jesse February 20, 2009