Definitions by TheSloppyBrown

Flaggot 

When someone false-flags an attack on themselves.

Jussie Smollette is a flaggot because he pretended to be a victim of a hate crime.

Flaggot by TheSloppyBrown January 4, 2020

Rub One For The Homies 

When you jiz on the ground in tribute of all your buddies who are not getting laid.

Bro "Hey man, why were you in your room so long?"
Bro 2 "Cause man, I wanted to rub one for the homies bro. Do you have a mop I can borrow?"
Bro " No I don't have a mop."

Rub One For The Homies by TheSloppyBrown January 31, 2014

Breaking Vag 

When you hide your meth pipe in your vagina and it shatters.

Dude: Hey where did your meth pipe go? I wanna get hella high right now.
Girl: Sorry hun. I had a Breaking Vag earlier when the cops pulled me over. Can you please take me to the hospital Im bleeding to death.

Breaking Vag by TheSloppyBrown December 4, 2013