Heat Meat

The result of being up for days on crystal meth (COMMONLY KNOWN AS "THE HEAT") and finding that your penis has shriveled up to a 1/4 inch of wrinkly useless flesh not even good enough for a proper piss. The heat stick equivalent of whisky dick.

awe shit man, after 4 days that hot chick from the party finally fell asleep and i tried to pull the old 'did i wake you? sorry.... oh yeah my dick is in you isn't it? weird..... Good morning!' trick but i had a terrible case of heat meat

by heatmeat October 30, 2010

prickly heat

when you phene for some action

I am in dire need of some prickLY heat!

by adam+eve July 22, 2012

Heat up

1. To rhyme words in speech successfully; to speak expressively

2. (v) to make something better; to make something work well.

1. He's so good, he could heat up the word orange.

2. I'm gonna heat up this wreck of a car.

by Cynshine Shade August 27, 2017

heat dick

To warm your dick up by jerking it first to get it ready for some hot sex.

sex hotsex dick

Girlfriend: Baby, I want to try something new tonight.
Boyfriend: Yeah babe. Let me get a heat dick.

by baby ales June 8, 2016

heat slutting

When you get some sort of secretive inappropriate message. This makes you become hot and bothered and in return you are now heat slutting

" Hey I just got a picture of a penis on my phone" I am definitely heat slutting

by Heat Slutter October 30, 2013

Heat Shock

When you step out of an air conditioned room and into 95 degree weather.

Whoa heat shock!

by gk339 August 13, 2009

packing heat

When butch lesbians "conceal" dildos under their pants.

At the New York Liberty game last night, Joan Jett was sitting directly across from me -- and get this, she was packing heat!

by tdcunning September 25, 2005