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It's like when somethings like, like, you know, when it's like the thing when you know like a, like a the, and then it's so fucking cool that you actually can't stop...
Gerald: "BRO! THAT ICE SCULPUTRE IS SO FLUBTABULOUS! I WANNA SHOVE IT IN MY MOUTH!"

Herold: "Do you need serious medical attention?"
by xbot7564 July 2, 2024
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Flunting

When you rip your intestines from your stomach and put them in a dry freezer for approximately 32 hours and 43 seconds and use it as a rose toy
Hey, would you like to come to flunting with us at the cemetery. My intestines are fully rock solid. After some flunting for National Flunt Day we can do some munt sesh's? Would you care to join us on our exuberant journey!?!?!?!?
by Sir.Munts-alot September 26, 2024
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Faust day

The day that the legendary character Faust, from hit game series Guilty Gear, is globally recognised, celebrated and worshipped.

It is celebrated on the 19th of February - the first celebration will commence in the year 2025. This year will be known as 0 FY (Faust Year - like years being BC/AD because of Jesus).

It is required to listen to Alone Infection at least once during this day, if you wish you to celebrate (you don't have a choice (Mini Faust will hunt you down))
"what day is it?"

"I got meteors fuck you die, also it's Faust day."
by ScrallySam December 29, 2024
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Flasternate

to squat and poop yourself all over the floor
"I'm going to fucking flasternate in your house if you don't shut the fuck up
by RealXp February 23, 2025
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Faustian Cilantro

An euphemism used to describe marijuana. Specifically, a kind of marijuana that detaches you from the outside world and feelings that AREN'T happiness or overall satisfaction. This is a kind of weed that will make you dissociate from everything around you, turning you into a LITERAL couch potato as you metamorph into the absolute greatest vibe in the room for the next twelve hours. However, as you do, it's most likely that your ass is going to be fried harder than the cheap, $5 pizza that some drunk guy in the other room tried to fry. With some firewood, butter and vegetable oil on a stove, no less.

The name is in reference to the German legendary figure "Faust", who had struck a deal with the devil to trade off his soul and virtue in exchange for a plethora of worldly pleasures. In the not-as-nerdy voice, it basically references a guy who sold his soul to the Devil for some P-J. That's a deal I can get behind, me personally.
1: " This Faustian Cilantro hittin' like Joe DiMaggio in the batter's box. "
2: " Dude, you're not even fucking baked. Shut up. "
1: " Well, who IS? "
2: " Jacob over there is absolutely SMASHED off of it. See how he's sitting? "
1: " . . . shiiiit. You're right. "
by Reincarnation of Mayor West March 19, 2025
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Fluotus

Fluotus was god's plague for migrating people from the Levante into north Africa.
by Npotus March 20, 2025
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fluotus

Fluotus was god's plague for migrating people from the Levante into north Africa.
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