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Maserati Levante
The shittiest “SUV” on the planet. Bought by people who think plastic interiors are the epitome of luxury. Powered by a Grand Caravan motor that usually shits every 20,000 miles and sounds like a fart when started up.
Luigi; “Theese ise the new Maserati Levante! Is so bellissimo!”
Darrell; “Yo mang I jus scooped this Levante at JD Byrider fo $15Gs”
Darrell; “Yo mang I jus scooped this Levante at JD Byrider fo $15Gs”
Maserati Levante by I shat myself last nite June 9, 2022
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Pulled a Levante
'Pulling a Levante' is by definition placing all your egss in one basket and gambling everything on a sure bet, only for it not to turn out in a positive fashion. Made popular by a recent Spanish football match between Real Madrid and 'Levante' in which Levante were expected to lose heavily but acheived a creditable draw. Many individuals had placed high value bets on a Madrid win and lost it all.
John to Paul in observing their friend David at a bar - "David's been eyeing up the tall blonde in the corner all night but is playing it safe on the sure bet by approaching her less attractive mate next to her" "Oh no, she's turned him down and now he's blown it with either of them - Davie's pulled a Levante'
Pulled a Levante by Mackayno2 November 13, 2011
Levanter
Levanter by in_is_a_chicken December 9, 2019
Levente
A hungarian boy name.The person with this name is the best kind of a person.This boy will love you with all of his heart.Sometimes it may seem that he doesn’t care about you,but he would give the world to you.He gets mad really easily but is won’t last long.Usually the people with this name really love listening to music,and it can save them on their bad days.Sometimes it’s hard for them to open up to you,but if they do,they really trust you.They would do anything to help you when you have a problem too,they are the ideal friend and partner,they would die for you if they had to.You should really appreciate this person,because you won’t find another like him.
Levente by it do not matters November 8, 2020
Levantine
A person from the levant region in the Middle East (Syria, Lebanon, Jordan, Palestine, Israel, Hatay province, and Nineveh plains). This term is commonly used for indigenous Christian populations in the area, such as Rûm, Assyrians, Maronites, Arameans, Chaldeans, and Armenians.
Sam: Who’s this new guy with a cross tattoo?
Daniel: That’s Matta. I think he's a Levantine from Lebanon.
Daniel: That’s Matta. I think he's a Levantine from Lebanon.
Levantine by Aram Damascus July 1, 2020