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Porn Star Diet

Coke and Cock. Mixed drink containing 12oz of Coca-Cola and 3 shots of Fighting Cock Whiskey.
What are you having?
I'm drinking the Porn Star Diet.
Porn Star Diet by GenocideRC01 March 15, 2010
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Atkins diet 

A diet pioneered by Dr. Atkins, in which he emphasizes an extreme reduction in carbohydrates in one's principal diet to lose weight. The person on the diet is required to eat a certain amount of protein a day to help with repairs in musicle mass.

Critics painstakingly try to debunk the Atkins diet as being ridiculous and lame, but the science behind the diet doesn't lie. Since carbohydrates are your body's primary energy source, significantly reducing them causes your body to start burning it's second natural energy source: stored fat. When your body starts doing this, it's in a state called "ketosis." (Not to be confused with ketoacidosis, a dangerous conditions that diabetics can slip into if a certain blood-sugar level isn't maintained.)

Objective studies have shown that, over time, this diet is just as effective as any other diet.

Contrary to what the morons say on here, you ARE restricted in what types of proteins you consume, and you don't TOTALLY eliminate carbohydrates. You're simply eliminating the types that have a high impact on your blood-sugar level.

Furthermore, critics like to argue that consumption of high amounts of proteins and cholesterol while on this program have a detrimental effect on your health. This is almost always untrue. Since you no longer have excess sugar to burn (from your own consumption), your body changes over from a sugar-burning metabolism to a fat-burning metabolism. The excess fat and cholesterol consumed by you is simply burned away.
I lost 75lbs on the Atkins Diet.
Atkins diet by Lon May 14, 2005

liquid diet 

Drinking large amounts of alcohol on an empty stomach.
J: "Dude, I've had 6 beers and I didn't eat dinner tonight."
A: "You're on a liquid diet bro."
liquid diet by Jeremizzle April 26, 2006

Stoner Diet 

Being on a Stoner diet is when all you eat is boxed foods such as cereal, hot pockets, waffles, and cup of noodles.
Hot pockets HAVE to be Ham and Cheese or Pepperoni Pizza flavored. Waffles HAVE to be Eggo. Cup of Noodles has to be shrimp flavored. And cereal has to be made by kellogs. If you follow these rules your on a stoner diet.
Stoner Diet by DJ TomiK November 13, 2009

Five Minute Miracle Diet 

1. To take a dump; poop
2. What to say when "blowing mud" is not appropriate
"The coffee's starting to work; time for my Five Minute Miracle Diet."

Carbon Free Diet 

A new diet that promotes the benefits of completely removing carbon and carbon derivatives from a person's diet.

This diet is limited to purified water, breathing clean air and limited tactile contact with carbon.
Wow, Calista Flockhart is looking skinnier and skinnier. She must be on that carbon free diet.