Crumper

A person of crumps people or acts like a crumper

Wow, Josh is such a crumper

Hayden is being crumper

Jesse crumped Brooke Kempston in the crump

Mat crumps babes

by Martin1010101010101 November 15, 2011

crump

Two words combined:

Grumpy + Cranky.

1. (After being lambasted by one's teacher for something relatively inconsequential), she says to her friend, "God, what a crump!"

by lastcrazyhorn May 10, 2008

Crump

The cum covered shit a person will take after someone ejaculates in their ass during anal sex.

Adam: Hey man, where's your girl?

Pete: She's in the bathroom taking a crump. We tried anal last night.

by Bahaha MT January 28, 2012

crump

short for crumpet

method gurl has a nice crumpet

i fucked her up the ass last night.

that method gurl tight as a size 10 on a size 20 woman!

by money green March 9, 2005

crumpets

any thing you want crumpets can mean wot ever.
It start as we where walking down the street and my mate goes check out those crumpets refering you the 2 girls ass in front. and it just caught on.

Look at that crumpets. (ass, tits, anything, or tree or stars)

by Josh watts December 28, 2007

Bloody Crumpet

When the tip of the dick, the crumpet, begins to bleed from over stimulation.

"That hoe last night went to hard and gave me the worst bloody crumpet."

by crazylegsmcgee February 6, 2009

Crumping

A technique used to masturbate a male equine by use of the hands. One hand is placed around the main part of the penis, the other is placed over the glands. This simulates either an artificial vagina or the vagina of a female horse. Backward pressure is used on the glands and moderate forward pressure is used on the main part. The male equine will thrust forward and the handler must perform the technique in rhythm in order to achieve ejaculation correctly. This method can be used to collect semen in a container or not, which simulates an open artificial vagina. This technique is used when a proper artificial vagina is not available.

In a pinch, Jack successfully masturbated his stallion using the crumping method.

by HorseEnthusiast September 12, 2016