2 definitions by Bahaha MT

Crump

The cum covered shit a person will take after someone ejaculates in their ass during anal sex.

Adam: Hey man, where's your girl?

Pete: She's in the bathroom taking a crump. We tried anal last night.

by Bahaha MT January 16, 2012

Receiving a dutch rudder while riding a chair lift on a ski hill.

Pete: Hey man, what was that chick doing to your arm on the ski lift?

Andy: Dude, she was straight giving me a frosty sleigh ride!

Pete: Daaaaamn!

by Bahaha MT January 22, 2012