2 definitions by money green

1
short for crumpet

method gurl has a nice crumpet

i fucked her up the ass last night.
that method gurl tight as a size 10 on a size 20 woman!
by money green March 09, 2005
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One who admires jerking off their rather small penis.
Goose lip Mel loves meat wacking with hot massage oil.
by money green April 28, 2016
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