Blangled

To be tangled in one’s blankets

I tried to get out of bed but was blangled.

by anonymous June 21, 2021

Blagoraphobia

When someone claims to have a phobia of something but they actually don't.

"I can't go out due to my anxiety"
"I saw you out last week three times, you just have blagoraphobia"

by ToiletChain July 27, 2021

blagoraphobia

When someone says they have a phobia to get out of doing something when you know they don't.

"let's go out"..."I can't I have agoraphobia"...."no, you just have blagoraphobia"

by ToiletChain August 18, 2021

blanco mandango

A blanco mandango is a well hung man that goes by the name Sir Cody Munoz

That blanco mandango is coming

by Team RamRod88 October 16, 2021

Blagoi

Blagoi is a person with a very big white dick with 2 black balls.
When Blagoi gets erected his dick turns on the RGB.

Oh my gaaawd, Blagoi, your dick is very pumped.

by Mamkata November 21, 2021

Blagoi

Blagoi is a Bulgarian guy who has big white dick with 2 black balls.
When Blagoi gets erection his dick turns on the RGB.

Oh my gaaawd, Blagoi, your dick is very pumped.
And this rgb on the black balls is very cool.

by Mamkata November 21, 2021

Blagojche

The people with the biggest Shlongs known to man, they most commonly have Depression, ADHD, PTSD, Anxiety, social communication problems, big ears and many more undiagnosed mental illnesses.

Blagojche is weird
Blagojche blew up the local Kindergarten

by darkdissidant November 21, 2021