Bitch Poof

An addition to a hairstyle that has become popular with many bitches. Generally, the bangs or front of the hair are brushed back over the top of the bitches head and clipped into place, made neat in appearance with copious amounts of hair spray and brushing. This makes the shape of a poof. A large bitch poof denotes an exceedingly bitchy girl.

The bigger the bitch poof, the bigger the bitch.

by Kr1574 December 16, 2008

bitch ass nigga

A brotha that acts like a sista, always whinin' and talkin too much taking your stuff, talking behind your back etc

he say what, that bitch ass nigga talks too Much

by Killa B July 15, 2004

Stupid Bitch

noun.
pronounced (stoo-pid bi-ch)

Worse than a normal bitch, the stupid bitch has it's own specie classification, as it has a genetic structure and mental capacity inferior to that of a normal human being. You may recognize a stupid bitch by their irrational and selfish behavior. Though it is theoretically possible for a male to be a stupid bitch, there has been no such documented case.

Antonym: Decent Person

"What a stupid bitch!" in reference to the selfish or unintelligent actions of another.

by Svenix May 3, 2007

bitch stole my fish

The caption of a photo of a young boy glaring -- for lack of a better description, the face is impossibly funny -- at a slightly older girl holding what appears to be a freshly caught fish. Colloquially, the phrase can be used in reference to a woman who has taken something, or just as a general exclamation.

(Retelling an altercation with one's girlfriend)
A: ...and so she just took that shit from me. Man, was I pissed. Fuckin' bitch stole my fish.
B: You gotta stand up for yourself, man. Tell ya what, no fuckin' way I let that bitch steal MY fish.

(or, alternatively... while playing Madden)
A: Oh, FUCK, bitch stole my fish!
B: That's right, bitch, pick six.

by whit-tastic January 1, 2009

bitch day

Falls on November 15th; a day for all women to celebrate their youth and naughtiness.

Bitch day is right around the corner, ladies!

by vioguevara15 November 4, 2013

Feed the bitch

To "feed" a sourdough starter with a mixture of flour, water and yeast. Coined by Adam Last-Name-Unknown, in Anthony Bourdain's book "Kitchen Confidential".

Feed the bitch!" said the voice on the phone. "Feed the bitch or she'll die!"

by Hermetic June 9, 2011

Office Bitch

Does all the crappy jobs in the office no-one else wants to do. Maybe involving going around town getting keys cut or popping over the post office to pick up post too.

You want me to do what? Throw that over to Dave, the office bitch!

by Paul Richards May 20, 2008