art-tard

Any one of several fashion-forward individuals expressing opinions about visual representation at snooty openings

"I went to the opening to take advantage of the open bar, but the art-tards drove me outta Midtown in about 20 minutes."

by hammerhorn July 22, 2007

Art Fag

Usually from Austin TX, The elusive art fag can be found at your local whole foods or HEB shopping in the organic section for some taro root chips and some tree bark jerky. at night they perform abstract arts at the many venues in Austin. Such shows include standing in the center of a canvas, pouring a milkshake on his head then spinning in circles yelling some non sense about trees while riding a unicycle and playing a violin with one string.

art fag: HEY, YOU GOTTA SEE THIS PICTURE I TOOK AT THE BUS STOP!!!!
me: ????? looking at a picture of a sidewalk and confused
art fag: ITS FUCKING EPIC RIGHT!! I had to show you!!!

by XxXMetlScrmoIndieDubCoreXxXSk8 November 19, 2012

pube art

pubic hair trimmed and shaved in an artistic way

Dude her pubes are shaped like a heart.
Yeah that is the best pube art I have ever seen.

by davidsito June 25, 2009

mwamwa arts

A very sacred art, only to be mastered by few who possess the skill. It is where your lips intertwine with that of another, fiercly battling with passion.

Person: What are they doing?

Person 2: They're practicing the mwamwa arts...

by bloodyvalentine January 25, 2022

poop art

a bowel movement that comes out shaped like some form of art!

poop art

by Closer17 February 14, 2012

undie art

polite term for total skid mark

if you don't wipe well, you'll make some undie art!

by o2c5ft0 November 6, 2009

Postmodernist Art

Pointless, ugly, unpleasant dribble that could enter a competition against found garbage and still lose made by talent-less posers steeped in smug, self-affirming attitudes of rebellion and uniqueness, while in fact being neither rebellious nor unique.

You can't thrash on the floor and make screeching noises in the MoMA and call it postmodernist art. It's not edgy and nihilistic, you just suck too much to actually make anything.

by The One True Dodd August 28, 2018