A man once known, simply as, Joseph. He is still Joseph, but now he is just ridiculously Swole. He earned this nickname. Ever since earning it he has developed an unconditional love for pumping iron and consuming his daily caloric maintenance. He reps 315 on incline and is unimpressed by the influencers of the modern world.
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Swolema. You probably found this from the “ligma what you ask?” doctor. If so, he has taught you well. Swolema is a very rare disease, similar to ligma and sugma. Usually, it is the same type of joke.
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Often mistaken for albino Harambe
Almost definitely has small pepe
Often mistaken for albino Harambe
Almost definitely has small pepe
by Peterweiner May 27, 2022
Get the swolemonkey mug.- A term used to describe a pillow that has been swollowed and regurgitated. In order to dispose of a swollowpillow, folloew these steps:
1- Get the poptarts out of ur cabinet. theyve been there since 2016. Just get new ones.
2- Find one of the Kardashioans at your local walmart or 711. (either one, its ur choice.😏)
3- After locating the kardshian,walk away and find the person thats cleaning the gas station outside of the store and tell them to come in ur white van.
4- Offer them candy to clean up the mess that is your swollowpillow AND BAM.! ur doen.
1- Get the poptarts out of ur cabinet. theyve been there since 2016. Just get new ones.
2- Find one of the Kardashioans at your local walmart or 711. (either one, its ur choice.😏)
3- After locating the kardshian,walk away and find the person thats cleaning the gas station outside of the store and tell them to come in ur white van.
4- Offer them candy to clean up the mess that is your swollowpillow AND BAM.! ur doen.
"EW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! a swollowpillow"
by ✨pInk TrIAnGleE✨ May 28, 2022
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There are rumors that swollen horse cock kaleb is attempting to capture the whole of Solstheim, and remove the Imperial fort on the island
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