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Urbandictionary is the worst dictionary in the world
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Urbandictionary

1. The place where people who got banned from Wikipedia go and post factually-wrong information to make them feel smart and superior. You may feel smart on this website, but it doesn't change the fact that you're a fat, turnip-faced failure in real-life.

2. A site with even more shameless attention whoring than Myspace and Facebook combined.

3. Quite possibly the biggest collection of retards and losers only rivaled by GameFAQs. Where every glaring stereotype of Internet message board posters can be found in all their moronic, 13-year old glory.

4. Edited by a bunch of dense-as-lead 40-year old deadbeats who have no idea about anything regarding slang terms, and just signed up so they could feel powerful online over a bunch of whiny tweens. They sometimes reject publishing names, but keep all the blatantly racist and factually-wrong entries. I can find at least a dozen racist entries under the "newest" tab a day. Great job, editards!

5. The toilet of the Internet. If only the webmaster would just flush it already.
There needs to be a disclaimer on Urbandictionary's frontpage warning about the IQ-decreasing effects that the content of this site contains.
by radium November 1, 2006
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when you're so bored that you take link of the main page, then search it, then take that link and search it.
"I searched https:/www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=https%3A%2Fwww.urbandictionary.com%2F in the urban dictionary"

"get a life"
by 3141592653589793 February 18, 2021
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urbandictionaryalese

Words made up by loser, loner internet geeks for a mildly popular web-site called 'Urban Dictionary' in a vain attempt to seem witty or clever. It hardly ever works.

(Kinda like this)
Loser: Happy Amazonukkah!

Friend: What the hell is that? Some kind of made up word?

Loser: Yeah! It's urbandictionaryalese, don't you speak it?
by RPAIN December 30, 2009
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urbandictionary

1. A website where douchebags come to when they are bored and post completely useless definitions. Most of the definitions they post have to do with sex/sexual acts. Definitions for words like blockhead, dentist, and other words that have nothing to do with sex.

2. Don't mistake these idiots with the people who post real definitions that actually help/inform people in some way.
Idiot: "Heh heh heh I know what blockhead means and it be naughty." >=D "Ima post it on urbandictionary."

Normal Person: "...People like you are a waste of our precious, precious oxygen."
by xNightmarePlague2x January 11, 2008
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UrbanDictionaryTube

Strange videos on Urban Dictionary that claim to be related to the term one searched for, but in actuality have no discernible connection to the search term.
X: I searched for "That's What BP Said" on UD and I got a video about a porcupine fish.
Y: Yeah, that's just UrbanDictionaryTube. You'll stop paying attention to it after the third time.
by Hamfry December 3, 2011
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The Weird Side of UrbanDictionary

See my definition of the Weird Side of YouTube for another general example.

This happens when you search a word on the very site you peruse now, and in a matter of 5 minutes you find yourself with relate words such as ho, pimp, slut, whore, bitch, and imobviouslyblack. Unlike the aforementioned example, you cannot get out of this continuum of searching like you can with the Weird Side of YouTube.
An example of a line crossing:

ABCD
BBCD
LPG
MRX-One
Pimp
Ho

"Well...I'm in the Weird Side of UrbanDictionary now.."
by WildfireMax_RBX August 26, 2015
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