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Ham tipper

Someone who does not tip at the strip club until the buffet is giving out free ham sandwiches. He then takes the dollar bills and puts them in the chefs apron instead of the girls. He is a slob with a limp penis.
Eric never gave a tip to a stripper until the buffet served up some ham. He is a real ham tipper.
by Mark Sil February 16, 2006
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Brown Bear tipper

Someone who takes a shit on a street corner or at a bus shelter or even on a bus cause he just cant be bothered to wait to go toilet.
by AGnumbnuts November 18, 2011
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Tipperary

One of the foremost counties in Ireland.
producer of the finest hurling teams in the countries history.
It has managed to escape from all of that tourist crap they get in Kerry and Galway.
Go on Tipperary, beat those Limerick bastards into the ground
by Anonymous June 18, 2003
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tripper

somebody who thinks they are great musician, when in reality they do shitty cabana music.
Person A: Talked to Jimbo back there near the bar, he was so cocky talking about new jobs in hollywood as a musician.
Person B: He actually believes he is that good.

Person A: What a tripper.
by mwallace2202 May 26, 2015
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tripper rug

A thick and heavy patterend cardigan, as rocked by stoners and associated social groups. The tripper rug offers the perma-baked warmth and comfort as well as some psychological security whilst venturing into the world to forage for supplies, or heaven forbid, to occasionally do something productive.

A classic example of the tripper rug and its wearer would be the dude (Jeff Bridges) in The Big Lebowski.
Saw my old stoner Uni buddy for the first time for ages yesterday, he's still the same, still stoned in the day time wandering round town with his tripper rug on.
by walter and donny April 1, 2011
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Marker Tipper

A post shit wipe job that seemingly never wipes clean. No matter how many wipes, the paper looks like a magic marker tip is peeking out your ass and streaking the toilet paper. Eventually, you just give up and except it won’t be completely clean.
Man it never fails. I was in a hurry and took a quick shit. Ended up with a marker tipper and spent 15 minutes wiping myself raw. Finally gave up.

The marker tipper I had ended up also leaving skid marks in my boxers.
by Dick Onchin December 7, 2020
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Lindenhurst Liquor Lid Tipper

The arousing act of carefully popping the cap of a wine bottle off using your partner's throbbing anus, and then proceeding to fill the potentially bloodied anus with the distilled beverage. Usually between two men, but can be performed between any two sexes, (provided both have an experienced, prolapse-able anus of divine integrity.)
This one time, me and my buddy Keith performed a Lindenhurst Liquor Lid Tipper on each other, and my buddy Keith, like, I did it wrong, and the whole damn bottle exploded in his ass! I swear man, it was like, beating off to one man, one jar all over again! His glassy ass was bleeding for weeks!
by titty tickler of the seven sea September 14, 2017
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