unplug the tampon

A phrase used to describe a situation where people become extremely emotional, expressing traits similar the female period.

Damn bro not tryna unplug the tampon. chill.

by Theonetruebobo July 17, 2018

tampo

A filipino slang meaning the cute and mild version of being angry. The 0 before the 100.

She aint mad bro, she's just being tampo because you didn't eat that adobo she cooked for you last night.

by alamnathis July 15, 2016

Who lit the fuse on your tampon?

Another way of saying to a female, you've got a stick up your ass.

Damn girl, who lit the fuse on your tampon?!

by Black§Pearl January 12, 2004

tampico

Really cheap juice that comes in the gallon. The drink version of ramen! Comes in a huge variety of fruity flavors, peach and island punch are the best though.

The $0.75 Meal : Shrimp Ramen and a glass of Peach Tampico. Yum Yum.

by Evil Bella January 7, 2004

tampon destructor

Slang term for the vagina -- especially when the woman is on her menstrual cycle (e.g., she's on the rag).

Hey Jane, did you know that Lisa over there is a true tampon destructor? She's killing five or six of those poor defenseless helpless things a day right now!

by Telephony November 7, 2014

Traffic Tampon

A driver who gets in the middle lane of a multi-lane highway/freeway and proceeds to drive under the speed limit, effectively stopping the flow of traffic.

We were cruising along nicely until we hit a pocket of slow traffic. Everyone was trying to get around a traffic tampon camped in the center lane.

by YB85 March 23, 2011

Meat Tampon

The white absorbent material used to soak up the blood from packaged meats.

"He forgot to remove the meat tampon before cooking his steak."

by Jameth11 July 3, 2020