tomasello

a boy who pushes beavers
or masterbates to them.

that tomasello builds damns with his beaver girl.

by demistds February 5, 2008

Tomase

When a reporter publishes a story that is so libel and false the managing editor is required to take out a front page ad in the paper apologizing for it.

Wow Rick really pulled a Tomase last week when he published that the Chinese restaurant was serving cat instead of chicken...turns out the owner just had her pet at work...

by Chad Snyder May 22, 2008

Hot Tomale

When a guy covers his dick in hot sauce and then fucks a woman. Can also put hot sauce on fingers and fingerbang.

For full effect, couple this with a Dirty Sanchez for the ultimate "South of the Border" experience.

Person 1: Did you hear what Tom did last night?
Person 2: Yeah, he gave her the Hot Tomale!
Person 1: Bet that's the last time she ever wants Mexican food.

by The real Old Gregg June 18, 2009

topage

the height of topness, it mean its really really top

that gig was topage u know

by Samwell March 30, 2005

Tooage

Noun: 1) An item that belongs somewhere or does something but you can't remember where or what it does. 2) A product that has a purpose but is in the wrong spot. 3) A thing that is useful in only one capacity but does not belong in the context.

I found this tooage in the glove box of my car and I know it operates something? (unlocks the spare wheel, removes the roof racks etc.) 2. An item that has to go "to" the correct spot to become useful 3) When you find a needle in a haystack (What the hell is this doing here?)

by Warwick Brett November 30, 2007

Tomarelli

an older lady, late 50s to 70s, with extensive sexual background and superior sexual knowledge. Often confused with Elizabeth.

Is that Elizabeth or just another tomarelli?

by james709 November 7, 2011

hot tomale

eating someone elses vomit from a vagina

Conor Oberst loves the hot tamale.

by danny May 13, 2005