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When a reporter publishes a story that is so libel and false the managing editor is required to take out a front page ad in the paper apologizing for it.
Wow Rick really pulled a Tomase last week when he published that the Chinese restaurant was serving cat instead of chicken...turns out the owner just had her pet at work...
Tomase by Chad Snyder May 22, 2008
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When a reporter publishes a story that is so libel and false the managing editor is required to take out a front page ad in the paper apologizing for it.
Wow Rick really pulled a Tomase last week when he published that the Chinese restaurant was serving cat instead of chicken...turns out the owner just had her pet at work...
Tomase by Chad Snyder May 22, 2008

steak tomaszewski 

A thick slab of beef raised in New Jersey. Typically not considered a delicasy.
R - Do you want Steak Tomaszewski for dinner?
B- I can't think of anything I want less than that kind of Steak.
steak tomaszewski by Randall Cobb November 17, 2016

Rolo Tomassi 

The guy who gets away with it.
Rolo Tomassi is the reason I became a cop. I wanted to catch the guys who thought they could get away with it. - "Shotgun" Ed Exley
Rolo Tomassi by PoopyButt1 November 3, 2012
Tomás is a kind, smart, hot and fit person. He is always there for you when you need him the most. He has a jawline that is sharp af. Tomás is shy but once you get to know him he is one of the nicest people you will know. He is always surrounded by girls but if he is attracted to you he will stare at you and some times hold your hand and put his head on your shoulder. Tomás says such nice things and compliments you all the time and all you want to do is hug him but if you did then people will think that you two are with each other. It is so easy to forgive him.
I love Tomás and I will never stop loving him.

Xxxxxxxxxx
''Tomás is one fine specimen''
''Tomás wants to meet yeh''
Tomás by Yourbabe2.0 January 19, 2019
The action of getting one of your testicles yeeted in outer space.
Related: tamasalizare.
Yo this dude just got TAMASED.
Tamased by bruhmius February 10, 2020
Tomás is an amazing person, that anyone can get along with and always share a good laugh with.

He's caring and will check up on you if you've had a bad day even when he isn't feeling the best himself. A Tomas is seen to be and adorable yet handsome tanned man with a cute face and soft fluffy hair he also has hips of a god, an amazing booty, and amazing muscles but still soft and hug-able. Tomas is a sentimental and a very cheesy person pulling dad jokes, puns, dirty jokes all of them and everyone loves him for it! Tomas is a selfless person, who cares about people. If you have a Tomas in your life get along with that Guy. Tomas is a strong reliable person who will go through hell and back for the people he cares about he may suck at replying at times, take your time with him and get to know the guy.
Tomas has amazing hugs

ffs
Man what a Tomás

What?! Tomás you have a bracelet today?
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"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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