by montalban January 16, 2009
Get the pooty tang de caca mug."Im a poon tang magnet, and im magnetising you! These magnets are in my balls!" - Poon tang magnet - The Archives
by megatomm December 24, 2008
Get the Poon Tang Magnet mug.Vag Tang is when a female lightly seasons her genitalia with Montreal steak seasoning. She then uses a meat tenderizer to make her genitalia loose and juicy. Once she finishes the first two steps, she then uses a basting brush to spread a tangy sauce of her choosing to suit the needs of her mate. It can either taste delicious or repulsive depending on who is doing the eating.
by Hot dog willy September 13, 2015
Get the Vag Tang mug.by Iverson, white August 20, 2016
Get the sausage and tang mug.The Common North American Trump (Anus Tangerinus), known commonly by the locals as an Orange Arsehole is a large animal, tall but bulbous in the middle with oddly coloured tangerine skin. A wafty wispy plume of light orange hair adorns its head. This plumage has for years intrigued scientists, hair dressers and bloggers alike. No one can agree on its purpose, what it hides, what it signifies or indeed how evolution saw fit to make it that way. The only Anus tangerinus in captivity can be seen at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. It generally comes out of its enclosure once or twice a day. When threatened, Anus tangerinus emits hostile tweets.
The Anus tangerinus generally lives in large white abodes that it fights over with rivals every 4 years.
by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 9, 2020
Get the Anus tangerinus mug.The second best Tang in the world. Next to grape, I mean poon of course. Consists of the RZA, GZA, ODB, Inspectah Deck, Raekwon the Chef, U-God, Ghostface Killah, Masta Killa, and Method Man. Also a large syndacyte consisting of Cappadonna and Killah Priest to name a few. Easily the best rap group with sharp lyricism named after the legendary Wu Tang sword of Chinese mythology. Most songs involve a kung-fu intro followed by great production and outstanding lyrics. All nine hail from Shaolin (Staten Island) and have produced 4 group albums in addition to MANY solo projects.
Wu Tang is still alive and still nothing to fuck wit'. Witty Unpredictable Talent And Natural Game. Lyrcicism example: "What is the meaning of C.R.I.M.E?/ Is it Criminals Robbing Innocent Motherfuckers Everytime?"/~GZA
by El Barto April 26, 2004
Get the Wu Tang mug.To "go off on one".... To rant aimlessly, or even aimfully but never stick to one topic.
When shiney new words, information and concepts distract you in conversations or in writing.
When you're interested in everything all at once.
Common to, but not specific to ADD or ADHD; but also personality.
When shiney new words, information and concepts distract you in conversations or in writing.
When you're interested in everything all at once.
Common to, but not specific to ADD or ADHD; but also personality.
Murph: "heeeey girl.... Do you remember that perfume we used to wear in high school? Gosh what was it called?!"
TangentGirl: "ooooh yeah! It was also called wild lagoon by Coty, the base note was vetiver essential oil, but did you know these other 20 perfumes we like have that same base note! Oh here's a recipe for making your own perfume, oh did you know that there's a word for having a fetish about smells, ooooh or that the guy who made that used to work for Chanel, oooh remember when we used to buy that other one too, oh or fake version of CK1, and then remember at prom the first dance song was Words by Boyzone... And I had curly hair.... Gosh.... don't you miss walks along the coast at night coming home from that nightclub without our shoes on?"
Murph: "...............”
TangentGirl: "Murph.....?”
Murph: "Um.... So it's called Wild Lagoon then?"
TangentGirl: "oh god no... That was just in Europe, it's called Monsoon by Coty"
Murph: "Mmmm-K.... Imma gunna go eat dinner now... Breakfast has gone cold"
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TangentGirl: "ooooh yeah! It was also called wild lagoon by Coty, the base note was vetiver essential oil, but did you know these other 20 perfumes we like have that same base note! Oh here's a recipe for making your own perfume, oh did you know that there's a word for having a fetish about smells, ooooh or that the guy who made that used to work for Chanel, oooh remember when we used to buy that other one too, oh or fake version of CK1, and then remember at prom the first dance song was Words by Boyzone... And I had curly hair.... Gosh.... don't you miss walks along the coast at night coming home from that nightclub without our shoes on?"
Murph: "...............”
TangentGirl: "Murph.....?”
Murph: "Um.... So it's called Wild Lagoon then?"
TangentGirl: "oh god no... That was just in Europe, it's called Monsoon by Coty"
Murph: "Mmmm-K.... Imma gunna go eat dinner now... Breakfast has gone cold"
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by CombustibleTangents June 13, 2020
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