Thundercunt 

Also abbreviated TC...

This term refers to someone who exudes the strength and power women naturally have over men. People see her as all-knowing, confident, blunt, and ultimately right (even if others don't want to admit it).

Greek mythology spoke of TCs and how they ruled not alongside, but above the Norse Gods. Thunder represented their natural ability to arrest even molecules in the air with their great power.

Issac Asmiov, Einstein, and Mozart.. what did they have in common? They all were in relationships with a TC of their era. Some in secrecy for they were worried that they would live under their partners shadow if it was revealed.

A couple great science fiction writers have alluded to TCs in post-apocalyptic tales where a great and noble TC is sent outside of the cosmos to bring the human race back to its zenith.

Her intense understanding of the basic truths of life got her to power. Her power rose and with it came the point where people realized what she really was... a thundercunt.

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Girl, you see that chick? Why she so quick, why she so brave, why she so real, why see so TC?

Thundercunt by Doctoral English List Student April 28, 2014

Thundercunt 

A thunder cunt is a raging mega-bitch that has such a large vagina that is slaps against her thighs very similar to thunder… it is said that rhinos and elephants cofuse the thigh slapping Thundercunt with their native mating call.

An example of a thunder cunt would be for instance…

- Rosie O’Donnell

- Monique

- Any woman on the biggest loser
- Ryan Krickler

Woof! Run, duck....the sky is falling!

No man! That's a pack of thundercunts!

Thundercunt by thundercuntslopolous June 10, 2016

Thundercunt 

~a word used to describe only the dickiest of people, not to be associated with mcniggas

Hey, can we invite Saskia to your party?

Uh, no she is a sketty thundercunt

Thundercunt by ComebackCunt January 22, 2017

Thundercunt 

one whose cuntiness is so advanced you brace for impact

fuck get ready thundercunt is coming!

Thundercunt by puk nyoman August 10, 2017

Thundercunt 

The boiling point of all English swears.
Mainly used in Australia, and has multiple uses and meanings.

Noun; Thundercunt
Someone or something that is cunty beyond cunt, someone with so much cunt about them each time they act like a cunt, a hellish storm forms. To be called a thundercunt, you have to had cunted so hard you flipped Earths poles, and the use of this word calling you a Thundercunt is designed to flip them back to normal, so it does not create undesirable cuntsequences.

Verb; Thundercunted
To throw something with such force, it breaks the sound barrier. If it didn’t enter orbit, whatever poor thing it collided with would have been reduced to dust. Periodically, whatever was ‘thundercunted’ temporarily becomes an object humans made reach the speed of light.

Adjective; Thundercunt, Thundercunted
To describe something that is fucked beyond revival, usually something your dad tried to fix instead of bringing in a trades person. Or, to describe one’s intoxication. Drunk beyond the bottle, so blind they can smell colours and see sounds.

Noun;
“You greasy, good for nothing, happiness sapping, dick bending, THUNDERCUNT!!!”
*the universe shudders at the presence of such language*

Verb;
“Once when i was a kid, i got so angry i picked up a rock and thundercunted it into my principles car, it was a complete write off.”

Adjective;
Bill’s friend:“hey Bill, you alright mate? Look a little munted there”
Bill: “i am absolutely thundercunted, i need to piss but i cant find my dick!”

Thundercunt by Serbian_Father_Figure August 3, 2023

ThunderCunt 

When you microwave a honeybun for 1 hour the throw it straight into a homeless man

Hey Dave do you want to go out and ThunderCunt homeless people with me

ThunderCunt by Shower_Shiter_Duo November 7, 2023

thundercunt 

When a cunt has a loud queef that lets out a sound of thunder, killing everyone within a 5 mile radius.

Person 1: I CANT BELIEVE IT! I KILLED MY GRANDMA! ):
Person 2: Wtf? How!
Person 1: My god damn thundercunt!

thundercunt by thundercunts4ever April 4, 2011