ThunderCunt

An Object Which Has Been Kicked/Hit/Moved With Very High Pace And Sheer Power

'Kyle has a penalty'
'As he approaches the ball Sam Whispers in his ear "ThunderCunt"

Kyle ran up to the ball, He Shouted

"ThunderCunt"

He smashed it top right corner,
"The Keeper had no chance of saving that ThunderCunt" Screamed the commentator.

by Thundercunterous June 1, 2016

ThunderCunt

A truly moronic and stupid person. This is that person that you would love to see fall off of some large building.

"Dude Tim Tebow is such a ThunderCunt"

by DonFon November 29, 2011

ThunderCunt

When you microwave a honeybun for 1 hour the throw it straight into a homeless man

Hey Dave do you want to go out and ThunderCunt homeless people with me

by Shower_Shiter_Duo November 7, 2023

Thundercunting

1.) Chucking something with extreme force, and extremely precise, mostly meant to break objects the size of a hamster (organism.)

2.) An annoying sped bitch.

1.) Jesse absolutely thundercunting his hamster against a wall after losing a ranked match. It splattered all over his face with blood, instantly dying. It was funny as hell, but traumatizing for Tommy, his little brother.

2.) "You know Emily?"

"Yeah, that thundercunt?"

by 1rexie July 26, 2023

Thundercunt

Absolutely slamming or throwing something into something else with great force, most often a wall.

"My buddy Eric thundercunted his hamster into a wall after losing four ranked League of Legends matches"

"My mom grounded me for four weeks after I repeatedly thundercunted my brother into the table for playing on my Xbox"

by Vassal of Merlok the Dark August 9, 2023

Thundercunt

A term used to describe a person who is acting like such a cunt, that they alter the Earth's meteorological behaviour, resulting in near-apocalyptic storms with lethal levels of thunder. This is the worst level of cunt you can get.

Holy Shit mate, you're a fucking thundercunt!

by Pete Sahut August 8, 2011

thundercunt

The pinnacle of all English swearwords, thundercunt is phoenetically, spiritually, grammatically, and socially the worst thing you can ever say. Much like a Holy Hand Grenade or the most powerful zord from Power Rangers, it should only be used in times of extreme need

Man: Larry, your home just burned down, and the arsonist fucked your wife
Larry: THUNDERCUNT!!!!
Universe: Shatters a little bit, shaken to its very core

by Steve M C June 11, 2006