The secret code word for actively hunting down whores while out with the guys. The term "Waffle Housing" can be used casually around girls without them knowing any better.
Waffle Housing=Whore Hunting.
Waffle Housing=Whore Hunting.
Matt: Hey Charlie if you want to do some serious Waffle Housing tonight I would suggest hanging out by the late night food stop that is across the street from the Freshman dorms.
Charlie: Yes Sir!
Audrey: What does "Waffle Housing" mean??
Charlie & Matt: Don't worry about it...
Charlie: Yes Sir!
Audrey: What does "Waffle Housing" mean??
Charlie & Matt: Don't worry about it...
by AlbertoMB October 12, 2009
a medium-thin, very soft but gristly-looking mustache. like your stereotypical 80s muscle hero stache, but cheaper looking. usually seen worn on meth-addict truckers at Waffle House at 3 AM.
by marblecakealsothegame13 November 27, 2018
When you take a frozen waffle, roll it around a stick of butter, and heat up syrup to use as lube, then go to town on that pussy. (Eating the waffle is optional, come adds flavor)
Person 1: “Hey have you tried waffle housing yet?”
Person 2: “Hell yeah, she loves the Tallahassee Waffle House!!! We are goin for round two tonight man.”
Person 2: “Hell yeah, she loves the Tallahassee Waffle House!!! We are goin for round two tonight man.”
by WH262 February 27, 2018
by Bread man July 14, 2018
The act of placing ones penis on someones face in order to determine if they are too drunk to go to Waffle House.
Jon : Is Spencer too drunk to go to waffle house?
Douglas: I don't know.. lets test him...
Jon: Ok... waffle house test?? (Jon places penis on Spencer's face and as Spencer doesn't respond...) Yeah, he is too drunk.
Douglas: I don't know.. lets test him...
Jon: Ok... waffle house test?? (Jon places penis on Spencer's face and as Spencer doesn't respond...) Yeah, he is too drunk.
by Ginger_Balls August 07, 2011
to do something (or someone) quick and easy. Comes from the popular restaurant, which is famous for being able to get food quick and easy. Can be applied to anything, but usually applied to getting some with sluts.
Dave: I don't know who to call because nobody will want to hang if we only have an hour.
Rob: Lets call Gina, we can do her waffle house style
Rob: Lets call Gina, we can do her waffle house style
by aaaaannnnnttttthhhhh October 21, 2009
States mostly in the southeastern region of the United States. These states can be characterized by warm weather, cheap houses, and ass-backwards social policies. These states are also home to the majority of the country's Waffle House restaurants.
by Entitled_Karennn July 01, 2022