Microwave

To microwave someone is to fuck someone

I’d let him microwave me.

by Allevant February 13, 2022

Microwave

Person who constantly chats with women but doesn't get any sex from them. Used to refer to them as warming up food (the women) for other people

Man 1: Oh yeah, I've seen him talk to a lot of women, he must be getting a lot of pussy
Man 2: Naaaah he's just a microwave.

by HotChilliIceCubes April 11, 2015

Microwave

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

microwave: mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
human: mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

by mmmicrowave mmmman April 22, 2021

Microwave

MICROWAVE GO MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP*

The Microwave goes mmmmmmm.

by ThyKillaAmbusher January 7, 2020

microwave

microwaves be like:MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM BEEP *JUMBLED SOUND* BEEP *DEMON SUMMONING* BEEP

man my microwave is super fucking loud at night and i just want my Hot Pocket

by i love maffins October 23, 2019

Microwaves

A gift from god.

Microwaves help me stay until 6 in the morning.

by Joe.mp3 June 26, 2020

Microwave

To stick someone's head inside your windpants and fart. Like food inside a saran wrap container their head gets steamed.

He didn't enjoy the steamy smell of my microwave.

by Dave August 25, 2003