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straddling the fence

an expression used to describe the state someone is in mentally before they die or how intoxicated they are.
damn look at grandma, she must be straddling the fence between life and death right now.

yeah she's really old.

we got so messed up last night John was straddling the fence between consciousness and unconsciousness.
by Mickey Darling August 3, 2009
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Strolling

strolling: (verb) visiting places on the internet with the sole goal of becoming self-righteously furious. Portmanteau of "self-trolling"
I just wasted half an hour strolling around this ridiculous Andrew Bolt blog.
by @llosaurus September 26, 2012
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stooling

The act of pretending to sit on a stool without anything to support you.

A true stooling lies somewhere between a squat, and standing fully erect with your hands flat on top of your thighs. Trying to get as close to 90 degree angles as possible.

Sometimes done against a wall, or in front of a monument out of respect.
I was stooling last night out the front of Rob's house, here's the picture

Check out my awesome stool!

Do you want to go stooling together?
by TheDirtyDoctor June 14, 2011
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Strooping

Strooping usually occurs when a group of friends go out for a drink.
The unfortunate person whom leaves there glass unatended gets a penis dipped in it.
stroopers are local to wick (scotland)
and can some times be wose than spiking of a drink
person 1: hey im going to the lavatory safe guard my drink
person 2: ignores
strooper: sticks penis in drink*
person 1: thanks for looking after my drink dude
Drinks strooped drink*
there fore the action of Strooping
by captain stroop May 12, 2008
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Stroogling

Doing an unusual walk past two walls to an audience. This walk can be a saunter, skip, hop, or anything you like solely for the purpose of entertaining the people who see it.

The aim is to find two walls where you cannot be seen, and walk from one wall to the other in a weird way. There needs to be a place for a potential passer-by in front of the two walls to witness it.
One day, Mary was bored and decided to do some stroogling. She found a corridor where there was a gap between the walls and a large group of people standing around. She adopted a chicken walk and stroogled across the gap, much to the amusement of the onlookers.
by LJVD December 5, 2011
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Strolling for a Dove

According to youtubes, Jiggabojones, this means you are looking for a $20.00 bag of crack.
by bojacksonfreak1 December 28, 2009
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Operation strolling mongoose

The first documented park crawl of 8 hooligan youths from Sydney, Australia. It was a rowdy day of intense alcoholism and drug use. In other words the oil caused carnage whilst loose.
Monty: rim rider go buy drugs for operation strolling mongoose
by Truffle master May 16, 2014
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