facebook statusfaction

the feeling of satisfaction you get when people 'like' or comment on your facebook status.

see textual satisfaction

"she didnt get enough facebook statusfaction so she reposted her status like three times!"

by misterstanwood April 29, 2011

Why so statutory?

This is a phrase that refers to a slip up in words that implies that the hot teenage girl saying she doesn't like the creepy middle-aged math teacher is lying her ass off. See below for clarification. :)

Gina: So, do you like Mr. Jacobs or what? He's been staring at your tits all day!
Abby: No! Of course not! That'd be statutory rape!
Gina:-smirks- Why so statutory?

Abby: Wha..? Oh!-blushes and hides face-
Mr. Jacobs: Yes! I knew she wanted me! -dances in glee-

by RobotGrizzlyLovvur<3 November 2, 2011

Statuatory Vape

When people vape close by you without your consent because they believe it's completely safe.

"Curtis just TOTALLY statuatory vaped me. "

"I know...they haven't even done proper studies on that stuff yet but he thinks it perfectly safe"

by greggers33 July 24, 2015

statutory rape

Carnal knowledge of a statue.

One dope head to another about thier buddy who is trashed: Whoa dude! Look at Larry on the Venus de Milo.

Second dope head: Yeah dude I think that's statutory rape.

by imacop41 September 15, 2009

Statuterrific

An adjective to describe the appearance of a minor (or person otherwise under the age of consent) that is highly attractive.

A single word which sums up a sentence similar to: "She looks terrific.. but it would count as statutory rape."

Dude, have you seen Brian's little sister? She's totally statuterrific!

by Wickedosity January 13, 2008

Statutory

Cool, tight, awesome, baller, sweet. Can be shortened to “statch”. Super statch.

Oh man that’s statutory bro! That’s super statch!

by Bosanova December 21, 2020

StatuStalker

The annoying facebook window within the facebook window on the top-right alerting you of statuses that are simultaneously showing on your main screen.

Your mind: "Oh look, my ex just got engaged. How nice!"

Your 2nd personality: "Oh look, the StatuStalker just rubbed it in a little more. Thanks for instant depression!"

by Meesohonee September 29, 2011