Definitions by misterstanwood

dick beef 

when two men (usually friends) have conflict with each other over liking the same girl

A: whatsup with steve and chris? i thought they were friends but they havnt talked at all tonight

B: yeah, theyre having some dick beef over that girl tasha, they both liked her but she chose chris so steve is mad.

A: he'll get over it

dick beef by misterstanwood August 24, 2011

active phone sniping

when someone looks over your shoulder at your text messages or phone content and comments on what they have read on your phone.

happens most when lying in bed with someone, or in the car.

Harry: why are you talking to that guy still?

Amanda: why are you active phone sniping right now? im not your girlfriend, this isn't your business!

active phone sniping by misterstanwood August 24, 2011

facebook statusfaction 

the feeling of satisfaction you get when people 'like' or comment on your facebook status.

see textual satisfaction

"she didnt get enough facebook statusfaction so she reposted her status like three times!"

facebook statusfaction by misterstanwood April 29, 2011