3 definitions by imacop41

gold digger

Like a hooker only smarter

Anna Nicole wasn't a whore. She stayed with his 90 year old penis to long. She was a gold digger.

by imacop41 September 16, 2009

statutory rape

Carnal knowledge of a statue.

One dope head to another about thier buddy who is trashed: Whoa dude! Look at Larry on the Venus de Milo.

Second dope head: Yeah dude I think that's statutory rape.

by imacop41 September 16, 2009

An Obama

The act of telling people what they want to hear to get your way then totally fucking them afterward.

One guy to another. Yeah dude, I was with my girl last night and was trying to get a little brown eye. She didn't want to do it so I told her I would only put the head in. When she got on her hands and knees I jammed it in to the hilt.

Damn sounds like you pulled an Obama.

by imacop41 September 16, 2009