Starched Shorts

When a guy cums in his underwear and it dries leaving a stiff and crunch garment.

Billy was made to stay after class by his French teacher and walked out with starched shorts.

by Enlightener1 September 14, 2018

Stauncher

A stauncher is an australian gangsta. The pose of staunching is to pull your shirt over your face but leaving your eyes still visable, with you other hand you put it in the air and make your fingers in a gun shape. Staunchers commit a number of crimes such as: drug use, under age drinking, shop lifting, mugging or "rolling" people for their belonings, and most importantly "painting trains" as in doing graffiti.

"I staunched some kid last night" as in i mugged someone last night

"The dude in that photo is a stauncher" as in doing the perticular pose

by ZegerTheHecktickqStuanchaa January 24, 2010

semen starched

The stiffening of fabric by way of post ejaculation clean-up.

We found a sock under our teenage sons bed that was semen starched.

by BigswinginD May 19, 2018

Strenched

To be attacked or harmed by an object or person after peeing on them.

The gel manicure machine strenched me after I had to relieve my bladder upon it.

by Belindabuttcrack January 1, 2021

Stonched

General word for drugs destroying your system.

I did a mystery drug yesterday and ended up so stonched.

by BraidedBread October 28, 2022

tree-searched

To do some research while ridiculously stoned

I tree-searched that rave-booty last night.

by plaguedsoul1988 April 4, 2015

Dirty Stanchez

Full, long, and dignified facial hair grown by an Asian male.

Not to be confused with the random stubbles of hair that appear on most asian males.

Also not to be confused with "Dirty Sanchez". Those are just wrong.

"Yo, check out that Dirty Stanchez, it's so incredibly attractive"

by Asian Male May 6, 2009