stepchildren

Children of your new wife; complete drains on your patience and bank account. Good at practicing mind control, especially when they want something from you (money, car repairs, etc). AKA The bitches from hell.

Dave: Hey Mike, we still going to the Dbacks game?
Mike: Fuck no! The stepchildren have convinced their mom they need new clothes!

by thegivers November 10, 2009

Beaten like a red haired stepchild

To have had a tank of whoopass opened on oneself.

Sean just got beaten like a red haired stepchild by Gaz!!!

by One Eyed Milkman April 30, 2004

red headed stepchild

Possible source: the story of King David's lineage. According to midrash (exegetical works on the Bible), his father Jesse separated from his mother due to concern about his own Jewish lineage with the intent not to procreate with her any longer. He planned to have more children with a non-Jewish maidservant who instead conspired with his wife to allow her to be with him one more time. She conceived and when it became apparent that she was pregnant the family wanted to ostracize her for her suspected infidelity. Her youngest son David (who is described in the Bible as being of ruddy complexion and having red hair) was shunned by the rest of Jesse's children - they wouldn't allow him to eat at the family table, and purposely assigned him to the role of shepherd in the hopes that he'd be devoured by wild animals. It wasn't until the prophet Samuel anointed him as the successor to Saul as King of Israel that doubts of his lineage were laid to rest.

Stepchild can be seen as a euphemism for bastard.

They're basically the program's red headed stepchild; no one gives them funding.

by RoninerHasid June 7, 2016

starched and cleaned

Starched and Cleaned is only used when u are ironin' ur clothes and u put heavy starch spray in to look so clean and straight. It could be Jeans, Shirt or Suit.

Every time i got out da crib, i gotta look Starched and Cleaned.

I'm Starched and Cleaned, i'm poppin' out lookin' good
I still represent da same neiborhood

by Screwmatic June 16, 2008

Starchie

A man who has a girlfriend but ask males if they are gay.If you say no the man will ask have they kissed a boy.If you say no he will say do u have a girlfriend. Then if you say yes he will say your 50% gay.If you say I have kissed her,but the man will say you don't know if your gay or not by kissing a boy.Then the man will put on a sexual music then get closer trying to kiss you.

"Damn that guy around the corner has Starchie personality."

by Crychansun June 17, 2016

starched sheets

the aftermath following nasty sex in bed.

usually associated with cum stains and snail trails

That girl I met last night is a freak! I woke up this morning with starched sheets!

by Kodine419 August 25, 2010

Starched

A term used to describe someone who is getting a stiff deal. Generally this is in a work situation where the individual is being royally fucked for all to see.

‘This is fucked. Everyone else is sitting on their arses while I’m out here getting Starched’.

‘Where is the Carpenter?’
‘Bro, he is on the floor getting Starched’.

‘How is the divorce going?’
‘The lawyer Starched me.’

by Zoltan Technician October 18, 2018