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Spancy

Special and fancy; being of the special and fancy persuasion; first something seems special then, oh wait, it's also kinda fancy.
That is a very spancy outfit.
by Tara Morgan May 16, 2007
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Shwank that Justin boy

When your roommate spends 30+ minutes in the shower masturbating.
I've been waiting on my roommate to go to lunch, but he's shwank that Justin boy for over half an hour.
by the Sleuth June 10, 2009
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Erection Span

When the attention span of a male lasts as long as his erection does, but usually related to the attention being focused on something nasty which normally wouldn't attract a male's attention under flaccid circumstances such as very nasty porn or fugly chicks or hookers.
One Dude to Another: I cannot believed I jacked off to that skank porn last nite. I also joined the skank porn site and spent like $39.95!

Another: Until you lose your erection span, stuff like that happens. Hopefully you've contained the damage to dick chafe and a slight hit to your credit card. One nite when I was on a business trip, my dick was hard and I ordered 2 hookers to a hotel room and it cost me $500. I should have just jerked off.
by sarasplayroom.com October 19, 2010
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Christian Sawan

term that implies a hot lebanese guy most likely to be christian
tim:you are Christian Sawan
samy:thanks
by words212 October 2, 2011
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Shwan

A gentleman , who's unique... Once he loves, he loves with his all with no doubt . He would risk his life for you. He has an amazing personality with the most loving heart ever. He'll always be your shoulder to cry on and your extra ear to listen no matter what. He would never judge you. And his the super hero every girl would love to have .
Shwan is a respectful and wise gentleman.
by theextremelygoodshepherd November 27, 2018
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Spanaway Skank

A fallacious woman, a woman who walks bowlegged because she has been railed more times than Amtrak, a woman who wears tops that are too tight in the order to accentuate her breasts because she thinks that is an attribute that attracts every man in Methlahem (Spanaway) but inadvertently creates a muffin top, a woman whose teeth look like that of a broken cheese grater or broken farm tiller, a woman who pays for her drinks with fellatio, or to pay her bills. Also, see fire crotch, or Roundabout Robin. Marital status is of no consequence, if you want to get your dick wet and chlamydia at the same time you can find her at the Roy Y. Note: having sex with her will be like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.
Hey ladies, watch your men. The Spanaway Skank is here!
by Licketyclit February 10, 2015
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Shwanked

A term used when someone or something was completely off. When someone fucked up.
(watching the bears game)-wow he really shwanked that kick

Sam-Dude you were horrible in beer pong tonight!

Zac-I know man I shwanked hella cups.
by gocubsgo4 May 9, 2009
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