spermanent

male ejaculation in the hair of a female

He missed her mouth and ejaculated in her red hair giving her an immediate spermanent.

by Scott August 25, 2003

Spermie

Male sperm

A guy who keeps trying to get a girl he can't have

A) Look at my spermies under a microscope

B)Guy - "Wanna go out?"
Girl - "Dude you fuckin spermie leave me alone"

by pwnz0r September 19, 2003

sperminate

To drench someone in sperm

Rob: Check out that ass! I would totally sperminate her any day of the week!
Matt: HAHAHAHAHA, your chances with her are slim to none.

by Mister D October 20, 2004

spearmint

better than mint

Yo, that shit's spearmint!

by Chris That Guy October 25, 2007

Spermicus

A guy who can't hold it in...When a hot girl walks past, he loses it, usually leaving a stain on his pants.

Zach:Dude Alex walked past and Vince totally pulled a Spermicus!

by way2go March 9, 2009

spermicide

noun. the act of jacking off high up on the edge of building.

Did you here about the guy who commited spermicide on the empire state building, he ruined about 20 people's hair.

by mark86 March 5, 2007

sperminal

It looks like a urinal except its for sperm

While you go to the urine to take a urine Im going to the sperminal to take a sperm

by sarcomax March 20, 2003