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smoot

n. - A vaginal dingleberry. In medicine, a feces particle coming to rest in or around the labia which may or may not be accompanied by a stray pubic hair.

When in conjunction with a ninja boot, a smoot may also represent a master, or sensei, who emerges from the "dojo" to battle the boot

Alternate Definitions - camel toe crap cap, a ninjaboot shit-crown, a pussy poop garnish, a furry feces foe.
1. That bitch must wipe from back to front, because I've got a smoot stuck in my teeth.

2. Nice ninja-boot smoot!

3. That furburger is delicious! Do I detect a hint of smoot?

4. Bitch, you a small cunt hair away from getting the smoot kicked out of you!
by ABBC September 16, 2008
mugGet the smootmug.

Smoot

When you plan to do something very smoothly and it goes horribly fucking wrong.
Him: You wanna dance?

Her: *throughs drink in his face*

Friend: How did it go bro?

Him: Smoot
by Radizio November 12, 2018
mugGet the Smootmug.

coot smoot

When you go down on a female and you take your finger and and dip it in the sauce and smell/lick before getting into the coot.
Man last night I coot smooted that bitch and she was rachet.
by Ci bby September 10, 2018
mugGet the coot smootmug.

Smoot

n. - A vaginal dingleberry. In medicine, a feces particle coming to rest in or around the labia which may or may not be accompanied by a stray pubic hair.

When in conjunction with a ninja boot, a smoot may also represent a master, or sensei, who emerges from the "dojo" to battle the boot

Alternate Definitions - camel toe crap cap, a ninjaboot shit-crown, a pussy poop garnish, a furry feces foe.
1. That bitch must wipe from back to front, because I've got a smoot stuck in my teeth.

2. Nice ninja-boot smoot!

3. That furburger is delicious! Do I detect a hint of smoot?

4. Bitch, you a small cunt hair away from getting the smoot kicked out of you!
by ABBC September 17, 2008
mugGet the Smootmug.

Smoots

Verb;

SMOOTS-A loving, cute kiss between a couple that are deep in love and have been together for a while and make cute silly words up together.
Hey boobear, You are the love of my life and I need smoots now. And after you give me smoots
I want to smoke some cracky's.
And then I wanna cudds?
by Molly...JPA November 4, 2023
mugGet the Smootsmug.

Smoot

(Noun) A blend of equal parts milk and water.
I crave a tall glass of warm smoot.

What can I get you to drink? Smoot please

Ew what are you making? Smoot
by Smootsuit August 13, 2021
mugGet the Smootmug.

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