Before you go down on a female you take your finger and dip it in her sauce and try it or sniff it before you eat it.
by Ci bby September 10, 2018
Get the Coot smoot mug.In 1958, an MIT student named Oliver Smoot measured a bridge as a part of a fraternity pledge. But he wasn't allowed to use a ruler or tape measure. He had to use himself. He laid down at the start of the bridge, a couple of students marked where his head and his feet were, and then he moved over and laid down again. After an hour and a half of this, results were in: The bridge was 364.4 smoots long.
1 Smoot = 1.7014270033 meters
1 Smoot = 5.5821095909 feet
1 Smoot = 1.7014270033 meters
1 Smoot = 5.5821095909 feet
by Not Ferox January 8, 2019
Get the Smoot mug.n. - A vaginal dingleberry. In medicine, a feces particle coming to rest in or around the labia which may or may not be accompanied by a stray pubic hair.
When in conjunction with a ninja boot, a smoot may also represent a master, or sensei, who emerges from the "dojo" to battle the boot
Alternate Definitions - camel toe crap cap, a ninjaboot shit-crown, a pussy poop garnish, a furry feces foe.
When in conjunction with a ninja boot, a smoot may also represent a master, or sensei, who emerges from the "dojo" to battle the boot
Alternate Definitions - camel toe crap cap, a ninjaboot shit-crown, a pussy poop garnish, a furry feces foe.
1. That bitch must wipe from back to front, because I've got a smoot stuck in my teeth.
2. Nice ninja-boot smoot!
3. That furburger is delicious! Do I detect a hint of smoot?
4. Bitch, you a small cunt hair away from getting the smoot kicked out of you!
2. Nice ninja-boot smoot!
3. That furburger is delicious! Do I detect a hint of smoot?
4. Bitch, you a small cunt hair away from getting the smoot kicked out of you!
by ABBC September 16, 2008
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SMOOTS-A loving, cute kiss between a couple that are deep in love and have been together for a while and make cute silly words up together.
SMOOTS-A loving, cute kiss between a couple that are deep in love and have been together for a while and make cute silly words up together.
Hey boobear, You are the love of my life and I need smoots now. And after you give me smoots
I want to smoke some cracky's.
And then I wanna cudds?
I want to smoke some cracky's.
And then I wanna cudds?
by Molly...JPA November 4, 2023
Get the Smoots mug.n. - A vaginal dingleberry. In medicine, a feces particle coming to rest in or around the labia which may or may not be accompanied by a stray pubic hair.
When in conjunction with a ninja boot, a smoot may also represent a master, or sensei, who emerges from the "dojo" to battle the boot
Alternate Definitions - camel toe crap cap, a ninjaboot shit-crown, a pussy poop garnish, a furry feces foe.
When in conjunction with a ninja boot, a smoot may also represent a master, or sensei, who emerges from the "dojo" to battle the boot
Alternate Definitions - camel toe crap cap, a ninjaboot shit-crown, a pussy poop garnish, a furry feces foe.
1. That bitch must wipe from back to front, because I've got a smoot stuck in my teeth.
2. Nice ninja-boot smoot!
3. That furburger is delicious! Do I detect a hint of smoot?
4. Bitch, you a small cunt hair away from getting the smoot kicked out of you!
2. Nice ninja-boot smoot!
3. That furburger is delicious! Do I detect a hint of smoot?
4. Bitch, you a small cunt hair away from getting the smoot kicked out of you!
by ABBC September 17, 2008
Get the Smoot mug.I crave a tall glass of warm smoot.
What can I get you to drink? Smoot please
Ew what are you making? Smoot
What can I get you to drink? Smoot please
Ew what are you making? Smoot
by Smootsuit August 13, 2021
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