Smoot

When you plan to do something very smoothly and it goes horribly fucking wrong.

Him: You wanna dance?

Her: *throughs drink in his face*

Friend: How did it go bro?

Him: Smoot

by Radizio November 12, 2018

Smoot

When someone does or says something peculiarly strange.

Atlas: “Word up G, dem blokes cranking?”
Nick: “That boy Atlas, he’s a real smoot.”

by SaltySkittle September 2, 2021

Smoot

Smoot is a male who is addicted to performing oral pleasure on a another female, both in the vaginal and anal region.

Eskimo bro 1: Bro, she’s on her period and I came in her so don’t be a smoot

Eskimo bro 2: Dude, you think I give a fuck? I’m a smoot for life!!

by Zaddyshome December 4, 2018

Smoot

(Noun) A blend of equal parts milk and water.

I crave a tall glass of warm smoot.

What can I get you to drink? Smoot please

Ew what are you making? Smoot

by Smootsuit August 13, 2021

Smoots

Verb;

SMOOTS-A loving, cute kiss between a couple that are deep in love and have been together for a while and make cute silly words up together.

Hey boobear, You are the love of my life and I need smoots now. And after you give me smoots
I want to smoke some cracky's.
And then I wanna cudds?

by Molly...JPA November 4, 2023

Smoot

n. - A vaginal dingleberry. In medicine, a feces particle coming to rest in or around the labia which may or may not be accompanied by a stray pubic hair.

When in conjunction with a ninja boot, a smoot may also represent a master, or sensei, who emerges from the "dojo" to battle the boot

Alternate Definitions - camel toe crap cap, a ninjaboot shit-crown, a pussy poop garnish, a furry feces foe.

1. That bitch must wipe from back to front, because I've got a smoot stuck in my teeth.

2. Nice ninja-boot smoot!

3. That furburger is delicious! Do I detect a hint of smoot?

4. Bitch, you a small cunt hair away from getting the smoot kicked out of you!

by ABBC September 17, 2008