swimming

swimming a tiring sport. however statistics show that female swimmers have the most sexually active lifestyle. Go us!

OMG i have have swimming in an hour! and i dotn wanna go becuase im lazy!

by Elly O June 1, 2004

Slamming Muff

The art of plowing through poon like a bull in a marching band

Did you hear Jimmy screwed Kelly right after he broke up with Sandra? Man that guy has really been slamming muff lately

by Bantha Fodder March 12, 2011

Sleep Swimming

The act of swimming in the early morning while still mentally asleep. Sleep Swimming is often seen at pools where swim teams practice at absurd hours of the day. It can also be known as swimming with your eyes closed while moving your arms and legs attempting to just survive until practice is over.

Me: Do we really have to have morning practice right after this eight hour bus ride!?

Teammate: Yeah dude I think so. It's going to be bad!

Me: Well if it's really true then i'm straight up Sleep Swimming!

by TheOriginalBigNate July 11, 2011

swimming with the manatees

A euphemism for gay sex with demonstrably larger men

He went swimming with the manatees last weekend

by SpillyMcDeez August 18, 2016

Schlong Slamming

The act of placing your penis on the toilet bowl rim and repeatedly slamming the seat down on it.

"That kid has got problems, when I went into the bathroom he was schlong slamming with my toilet bowl."

"Dude, I took a viagra, and my hard-on won't go down." "Go in the bathroom and try some schlong slamming, might help"

by GFoyle June 11, 2013

Alaskan swimming pool

When a man ejaculates on a woman's stomach and seamen fills the belly button creating what appears to be a swimming pool that is frozen.

Last night I gave Courtney an Alaskan swimming pool.

by Yamahafreak1299 April 13, 2016

swimming

it is true that swimming is a hard sport. it is also true that swimming is boring and swimmers hate swimming. however, it is MOST DEFINITELY true that man swimmers are the hottest things alive (i.e.Micheal Phelps, Ryan Lochte, etc.), and THAT is why i swim. also it's a good way to challenge yourself. btw the rumors ARE true -swimmers (more women than men, in fact) are the most sexually active atheletes, due to great stamina and endorphins released into the brain while swimming. this is strange to me, seeing that swimmers have no lives, and in their free time they eat a bunch and then sleep. :)

swimmer: "man i'm tired"
stupid person: "why's that?"
swimmer: well, it's about 9:00 in the morning and i've had two 2-hour practices..."
stupid person: "wowzer. who knew swimming took so much commitment..."
swimmer: "i hate you."

by candy whiskey December 25, 2008