smacktard

A person that says or does things so unbelievably stupid that you feel the burning urge to smack them (repeatedly) upside the head.

Jim: Hey Bob, did you know that Mr. T was actually white?
Bob: (walks over, smacks Jim across the head) You fucking smacktard, do you even know what you're saying?

by Baron Von Kristophe June 1, 2007

Stalkward

A word describing someone who awkwardly knows information about people they haven't met or don't know personally; someone who stalks people they "know of" and declares this information awkwardly to them.

Person 1: Hey, you know my cousin's wife's best friend's nephew's neighbor don't you?
Person 2: ...how do you know that?
Person 1: I saw you on facebook
Person 2: Wow you're so stalkward.

by bomchicabowwow September 7, 2010

Sockward

The act of wearing very awkward-looking socks and not being aware of it.

Natalia walked up to me wearing very sockward bright green and pink socks with bumblebees on them.

by jujuchan October 20, 2009

slackadaisical

to procrastinate and get things done very slowly without much worry or ambition.

He was slackadaisical about making dinner reservations and ended up ordering pizza at the last minute.

by DBech June 29, 2011

Blackwards

Making something less white/caucasian and moving to darker skin tones instead.

"I'd be more interested if The Little Mermaid went more blackwards before getting greenlighted."
"I'm so happy about the new blackwards Annie."

by sailershanty February 4, 2015

Stawkward

(adj.) The phenomenon that occurs whilst scrolling through a persons social media feed, for example Facebook, Twitter, but most commonly Instagram, and you accidentally like or favourite a status or picture that the above person posted a considerable period of time ago.

Man #1: "Dude, I was scrolling through Bridget's Instagram last night and liked her photo from a year ago, and now she refuses to follow me."

Man #2: "Well that's Stawkward!"

Stawkward: Comes from the verb Stalking, which means to pursue or approach stealthily, and also the adjective Awkward, which means causing or feeling uneasy embarrassment or inconvenience.

by Gazzardo March 3, 2015

Slacksadaisical

(Adj) Describing someone who wears a dress solely because they are too lazy to put on pants

"Jane looks so nice today, did you see her sundress"
"She didn't try, she's just slacksadaisical"

by ✌🏻️ July 13, 2015