Sockward

The act of wearing very awkward-looking socks and not being aware of it.
Natalia walked up to me wearing very sockward bright green and pink socks with bumblebees on them.
by jujuchan October 20, 2009
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Consdilapidation

The feeling one gets in their buttocks after a brisk bout with constipation.
"Ow, man, I have some serious Consdilapidation here."
by jujuchan October 20, 2009
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