by daddioaz May 27, 2006
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Get the Fah-Shmillion mug.Bad milk that usually smells or tastes like shit. Usually is discovered after one pours millk over perfectly good cereal.
by B-Ro July 18, 2007
Get the shmilk mug.A type of breakfast made from the bowels of your lover. You fuck your partner up the ass until you get an ass gape big enough to put ingredients in. Once the hole is big enough you crack open an egg and pour the yolk in and add whatever else you like on your Omelette's. Once all the ingredients are in the asshole you resume making love to your partner up the ass. Then when you feel like you have mixed the ingredients well enough you have your partner shit it out onto a frying pan and you fully cook the egg. Eat once all raw meats or eggs are fully cooked. Bon Appetite!
"Dude i was fucking my girlfriend and she asked for a Shomelette!"
"Oh man my ass hurts from that Shomelette last night..."
"Oh man my ass hurts from that Shomelette last night..."
by Jake Kocaine January 13, 2009
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Get the Shominate mug.1. The act of shitting, vomiting, and pissing all at once.
2. The feeling usually associated after a long night of drinking, AND a long car ride has been undertaken before using the bathroom.
2. The feeling usually associated after a long night of drinking, AND a long car ride has been undertaken before using the bathroom.
Waking up late to take my brother to work in the morning, I had to refrain from taking a shomitiss in my car because I forgot to use the bathroom.
by AAAICP July 23, 2010
Get the Shomitiss mug.Yo, let’s just shmoil to the store really quick and grab something to eat
He was taking too long to walk to my house so i told him to just shmoil over here.
He was taking too long to walk to my house so i told him to just shmoil over here.
by BigOrange September 12, 2019
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