shitblasted

An extreme state of intoxcation which can only be reached by ingesting copius amounts of hard liqour for a prolonged period of time.

After drinking an entire bottle of Jameson to himself, Frank became completely shitblasted and proceded to vomit all over the front lawn.

by MeredithBlake29 October 22, 2008

Shitfisted

the act of putting your hand in your dirty, nasty ass crack and then shaking hands with someone you do not like.

i had a meeting job meeting with some guys i did not like, so i shitfisted them all.

by devilace July 24, 2009

donkey raping shiteater

Trevor Wicks and/or Shannon Zimmerman

Justin is a trevor wicks.

by Maggie April 15, 2005

Shitesticles

When a big fat guy steps on your belly and ruptures your intestines. The poop squishes down into you scrotum causing your testicles to get all shitty.

Ah, dude. That guy caused Billy to get shitesticles.

by Pollup January 11, 2008

shitbeast

Scientific term for the breed of dog otherwise known as "poodles."

The best method to deter a shitbeast from humping your leg is to hit it in the face.

by B00B00 December 15, 2008

Shitfaithed

When you're so drunk, puking everywhere, you find yourself praying to God to help you survive.

DEAR LAWD JESUS I'm so shitfaithed right now..PLEASE help me!

by CyFi June 7, 2015

Shitfecta

When three really shitty things happen in a short amount of time.

Ian: "I blew up the shitter twice."
Pumpkin: "Dude I blew up the shitter before work, the dog shit in his crate, now I'm shitting again. Holy shit, it's the shitfecta."

by SideDumper September 7, 2019