Shitfecta

When three really shitty things happen in a short amount of time.

Ian: "I blew up the shitter twice."
Pumpkin: "Dude I blew up the shitter before work, the dog shit in his crate, now I'm shitting again. Holy shit, it's the shitfecta."

by SideDumper September 7, 2019

shitfest

(n.) when a lot of really shitty things happen all at once

Paul: I can't rearrange my room, I have a mess everywhere, and I have to write my paper. FUCK!

Joe: What a shitfest!

by TallPaul6533 March 27, 2009

Shitecrack

Term used to describe someone who has fucking tragic banter.

Pete - "Where is Kirstie?"
Kirsty - "Taking a nap"
Pete - "Fucking Shitecrack"

by PantsPete December 26, 2012

Shitetanium

Usualy the substance transformation of plastic toys from china or firniture from MFI.
Its when cheap toys or gadjets break with no force realy applied, Hence they must be made of Shitetanium.

Joe: Awwww crap i just broke my mobile....

Nick: Obviously got that new Shitetanium casing on it then.....

by Playfulgorilla March 6, 2009

shitfest

1) An extremely undesirable or unpleasant situation.

2) An occasion or situation where only bad things are expected to happen, or a situation that is expected to become progressively worse.

3) A monumental clusterfuck.

I have to go to the dmv tomorrow... it's gonna be a real shitfest.

by nrs September 5, 2005

shitfest 9000

The term used to describe an extreme cluster fuck of a situation, one that usually involves some sort of miscalculation by the person in charge.

John - "Dude what the fuck happened to all the alcohol? I thought Jerry was bringing it to the party?"

Terance - "Ya well fucking Jerry went to some party on 12th street and now were stuck in shitfest 9000."

by cdub for real January 24, 2011

shitfuckass

shitting on someone's dick as they're fucking your ass

"oh she farted on my dick.. DAYM SHE SHITTED ON MY SHIT"

(shitfuckass)

by getoffmyblanket September 24, 2017