Shitfaithed 

When you're so drunk, puking everywhere, you find yourself praying to God to help you survive.

DEAR LAWD JESUS I'm so shitfaithed right now..PLEASE help me!

Shitfaithed by CyFi June 7, 2015

Shitfarted 

Shitfarted is another name for sharting. When you fart and you accidentally poop in your pants.

"You shitfarted in my shorts?!"

Shitfarted by Lnasty January 9, 2012

shitfasted 

being hella shitfaced or wasted.
also known as DRUNK!

person 1: omg do u remember what u did last night?
person 2: fuck no! i was so shitfasted!
person1: ohhhh....good thing...u were gettin hyphy

shitfasted by K-Fed fo shizzle May 18, 2007