A country in which all of its inhabitants can't understand why everyone hates them. As well, claiming that US propaganda and the European Union make them seem like terrorists. They don't need any fucking propaganda: the truth is worse enough.

The reason your country is going to shit is because you don't hand over your war criminals. It's one of your requirements to join the Union, just hand them over you cunts.
Thousands dead, thounsands raped, millions displaced.

You want to tell me that Serbia did nothing wrong?
by Wingman, 1st Degree June 11, 2006
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A Country of great beauty, far greater than all of it's neighbors, Croatia & Albania in particular! Serbia is a land of great history, handsome men and gorgeous women! A country of intellectuals and athletes. Serbia exceeds in intellect and championship trophies! What has Albania won? Nothing except the title of ugliest people in the world! Serbia is feared by all, for the mere fact that our boys are braver and more clever than any shiptar or ustasha that comes alog. yeahhhhhh SERBs! SERBS are simply the most beautiful, intelligent, athletic, & feared people in the world. SERBIA rocks my socks off and all of you pay no attention to the negative remarks about Serbia! And also KOSOVO IS SERBIA so ignore all the fucks that tell you different!!! and also KRAJINA is gonna become part of SERBIA again you wait and see! SERB POWER!!! SERBIA IS THE HEART OF THE BALKANS!!!!
Serbia is awesome!
Kosovo is Serbia! all you other bitches suck itttt!!!
by Proud to Be a SERB!!! December 5, 2006
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A country in the balkan. Part of the former yoguslavia. Mostly known as warmaking country over territory pretending among other countries, by wars in the last decate. The only main activity of this country is killing and masacre making among innocent people. It's main goal is finding small countries to fight with. Theirs former president is in the hague trial with his high-ranking military chiefs. This country has a critical political stability with their prime minister murdered among some mounths ago. The people of this country are known as brutal and racism is a natural feeling. Not much to say else, this country is known whole over the world for its news full of violence.
News: war in balkan, as always Serbia in the conflict ...
by goldboy April 30, 2005
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Needs to rejoin the SFRJ.
Man when Serbia was a part of SFRJ, we were unstoppable!
by SlavicSuperman October 27, 2009
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The Kingdom of Serbs, Croats, and Slovenes was formed in 1918; its name was changed to Yugoslavia in 1929. Occupation by Nazi Germany in 1941 was resisted by various paramilitary bands that fought themselves as well as the invaders. The group headed by Marshal Tito took full control upon German expulsion in 1945. Although Communist, his new government successfully steered its own path between the Warsaw Pact nations and the West for the next four and a half decades. In the early 1990s, post-Tito Yugoslavia began to unravel along ethnic lines: Slovenia, Croatia, and The Former Yugoslav Republic of Macedonia all declared their independence in 1991; Bosnia and Herzegovina in 1992. The remaining republics of Serbia and Montenegro declared a new "Federal Republic of Yugoslavia" (FRY) in 1992 and, under President Slobodan Milosevic, Serbia led various military intervention efforts to unite Serbs in neighboring republics into a "Greater Serbia." All of these efforts were ultimately unsuccessful. In 1999, massive expulsions by FRY forces and Serb paramilitaries of ethnic Albanians living in Kosovo provoked an international response, including the NATO bombing of Serbia and the stationing of NATO and Russian peacekeepers in Kosovo. Federal elections in the fall of 2000, brought about the ouster of Milosevic and installed Vojislav Kostunica as president. The arrest of Milosevic in 2001 allowed for his subsequent transfer to the International Criminal Tribunal for the Former Yugoslavia in the Hague to be tried for crimes against humanity. In 2001, the country's suspension was lifted, and it was once more accepted into UN organizations under the name of Yugoslavia. Kosovo has been governed by the UN Interim Administration Mission in Kosovo (UNMIK) since June 1999, under the authority of UN Security Council Resolution 1244. In 2002, the Serbian and Montenegran components of Yugoslavia began negotiations to forge a looser relationship. These talks became a reality in February 2003 when lawmakers restructured the country into a loose federation of two republics called Serbia and Montenegro. An agreement was also reached to hold a referendum in each republic in three years on full independence.

Ed. Note: The two tools who are hung up on being so damned anti-american need to lighten up and visit the place before they unfairly judge 281 million people based soley on what country they live in.
Comment submitted with request to Delete: "this "information" is COMPLETELY inaccurate for the countries, the dates and the events are all mixed up..please delete this in efforts of more misunderstandings to be forged between the people of Serbia, Croatia and the rest of the former yugoslavia"
by C:dub April 29, 2003
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Serbia is the armpit of the world
Oh yeah, they also lost every war they ever fought
Serbia = shit as the suck
by kone March 3, 2005
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a shit country that fuckin sucks ass at soccer. the ppl there are lazy sacs of shit that dont do anything
by Robert June 16, 2004
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